Best, Quickest Way to acquire several thousand dollars (non gambling)

[Guyon]

This is a spin off to the easiest thing to steal from people that is +EV(Snowboards were a popular answer-valuable unsecured property)

The title explains the thread. My buddy is in the hole for ~2500 and needs to pay up quick. I'd loan him the money, but it could be too high risk.

Any ideas outside of drugs or armed robbery?

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My advice to you is to do what your parents did: get a job sir.

[bobman0330]

A job?

[Kneel B4 Zod]

loan shark

[Ballers83]

Casino Whoring, plain and simple..... Either that or whore his body to 100 fat chicks

[ekky]

just go to a golf club and snag a few sets of clubs.. you get 5 sets in one steal and you are looking at $2.5k real easily.

He could also paint himself black, walk down the street with his belt unbuckled shouting "mother [censored] I love god now I shoot people" and maybe Dr Dre will sign him up, but the golf clubs idea is easier.

[The X-Factor]

Home Equity Loan

[LBJ]

[Guyon]

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loan shark

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I'd loan shark him, but its too risky. I do loan to some of my closer friends with real jobs and permanent addresses by buying up their insanely high 29% APR credit card debt and reducing the juice to 10% apr.

[agent_fish]

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My buddy is in the hole for ~2500 and needs to pay up quick. I'd loan him the money, but it could be too high risk.

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This post reminds me of this article (from The Onion).

Randy Johnson Asks Chien-Ming Wang For Advice.....