Caddy's 1000th post

[Caddy_4_Life]

Nothing remarkable about this post. However, I just wanted to take a moment and thank all you guys who are dedicated to making this SSSH a very active and quality driven message board. Did anyone ever notice we don't have any woman around here??

I know we're not cool like OOT and BBV but hey! they have more leaway then us don't they!?

I've only been playing SH poker for 2 months and back playing poker in general for 3 months. I'm very happy with my progress thus far, but what I know for sure is I wouldn't be anywhere near where I'm at if it wasn't for 2+2 and the guys we have around here. i'd mention names but there really is a countless number of key people on the SSSH that makes it a place to quickly improve you game. Because of this, I enjoy giving back when I can.

For my 1000th post I was actually thinking of doing something different. What I was going to do was post a naked picture of myself in OOT along with a poll (poll as in questionnaire....eeeeeasy now [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] ). I did however decide against that as I thought perhaps I nor anyone else would ever get to see my 2000th post. [img]/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

Cheers to the circle of learning!
And god bless poker!

-Caddy

P.S.
-Thanks for the pm Low_Limit_Loser. I'd reply but you have incoming pm's blocked.
-CDxx I forgot about the session review buddy. I'll try to take a look at it this week. I apologize. Summer busyness!

[Mossberg]

Congrats dude. You're a good poster - I'm surprised you've only been playing for a few monthes!

[Caddy_4_Life]

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Congrats dude. You're a good poster - I'm surprised you've only been playing for a few monthes!

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Thanks for the kind words man. And I hope to see you out of your long breakeven streak soon. Poker isn't always the most fun.

-Caddy

[Scary_Tiger]

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Just kidding. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] Good luck with pokering and such.

[ILOVEPOKER929]

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Did anyone ever notice we don't have any woman around here??


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I see youre not the only one looking for a woman who plays poker. Lets look at some probabilities here...

Probability of finding a hot girl = 10%
Probability that shes single = 10%
Probability that she likes poker = 5%
Probability that she likes me = 5%

Multiply all these probabilities together and those are your rough chances of finding a girl that likes poker, assuming youre as unattractive as me. I think that comes out to 1 out of 40,000. Good luck with that. [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]

[Peter Harris]

respek

[Caddy_4_Life]

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Ya what's the asterick by my name. I feel privilaged in a non gratifying kind of way.

-Caddy

[Caddy_4_Life]

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respek

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I wanna be like the guy in the Da Vinci Code but I suck at that stuff. Wtf does respek mean? All I keep finding when I google it is stuff on "Da Ali G Show". LOL.

-Caddy

[Caddy_4_Life]

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assuming youre as unattractive as me.

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I wouldn't go as far as to say that. J/K bro!

No really though I have a gf (I live with) that loves watching me play poker. She's pretty, fun, athletic, has two Bachelor of Arts, starting law school next year, but is a feminist and is driving me up the wall. I'm actually looking to dump her because I'm just a sl*t and too young to settle down.

She's 23. Do you want her?

-Caddy

[milesdyson]

this thread reminds me of how good looking i am

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