MODS GONE WILD!!!

Patrick Duffy · #1 08-09-2006, 10:08 PM

Guys! I don't know if you remember me, but I used to play a lot of WW games on POG a while back. As some of you might have noticed, I haven't been around in a while. This is because I have been working on something that might interest all of you.

I know it might get me in trouble for saying this, but Poggers, our mods have gone mad! They have been banning players for no reason! I know it sounds weird, and you probably haven't noticed it, but think about it: What ever happened to Pizownored? How come Gorie never played a game? Why haven't we heard from mostsmooth recently? THEY HAVE BEEN BANNED FROM POG!!!

Why not just find another forum and play there without these insane moderators? Its not that simple, unfortunately. You see, our mods have GONE UNDERCOVER and have gimmick accounts IN THIS VERY FORUM! Don't ask how I know this, but its true. If we were to all move elsewhere and play WW, they would follow us and continue their mayhem.

The only solution? BAN THE MODS!! I have gotten special permission from DAVID SKLANSKY to authorize a new policy. From here on out, A MAJORTIY VOTE WILL BAN A MEMBER OF POG!

Since this is an experimental policy, we will only have 20 minutes to vote on who to ban. After every time we vote, the mods will get together and BAN ONE OF US! We have to stick together and get rid of the mods before they ban us all.

How do we know who the mods are? Simple: I have been granted special access to IP TRACKING TECHNOLOGY which I will be using throughout this process. Every time the mods get together to ban someone, I can check a player's IP address to see if they are who they say they are. Also, I will be going undercover as one of my many gimmick accounts to fool the mods so they can't ban me so easily.

Poggers, its simple. We need to get together and vote to get rid of JaredL, VoraciousReader and Durron597 before POG is NO MORE!!!

Details to follow.... (hopefully)

His Boy Elroy · #2 08-09-2006, 10:11 PM

Wow, I'm not sure how I feel about this but I have been contacted by Patrick Duffy. I don't know why he trusts me of all people, but he said he checked my IP address so he knows I am clean. Basically, he wanted me to reiterate to you all that our situation is a dire one. The players currently in POG are:

hornacek
kyro
wdcbooks
gt1t
scott
xorbie
boiler
dmk
yuppie

which include 2 mods and Patrick Duffy himself. Luckily, Patrick was able to get Durron banned before we started, since he was such an obvious mod [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] I wish I knew who was who so I could be of more help, but I don't. We have exactly 20 minutes to decide who to ban before the mods get together and ban one of us. Start the voting, poggers!