Buddy's new tattoo - What should I say?

[phydaux]

I buddy of mine, more of an aquaintance really, sent me this pic of his "Sweet new poker tattoo."



It's his favorite hand, and he somehow thinks people will start calling that hand after him, kind of how T2o is the Doyal Brunson.

I think it's amasingly lame, particularly since he can't ever hide it if he goes on a job interview or anything.

What should I say next time I see him? I'm half-tempted to say that, from now on, the seven-nine of spades will forever be known as "The Asshat" because some dope tattooed it on his hands.

What would you say if it was your friend?

[mulebennett]

i would sigh audibly and tell him it looks great and you wish you had gotten to it first

[tuq]

I don't think words have been invented to accurately portray the gheyness of that pic. Seriously consider getting new friends, or at least killing the ones you have for the good of the gene pool.

[deaders]

I would not be friends with someone who would get a tattoo like that.

[sightless]

Why are they on the back of his hand????

[Hopey]

I'm now hoping that the poker boom fizzles out -- just so that guy looks like an even bigger tool than he does right now.

[chesspain]

Don't forget that people will judge you by the friends you keep.

[BeaucoupFish]

Thought he had ketchup and mustard on his hands til I looked closer: they're go-faster flames....on the cards...

[PokerBob]

i'd just weep if it was a good friend of mine.

[Runkmud]

Wow, that's really horrible. I mean aside from the stupidity of getting it tatooed there instead of the palms, but even worse, it's not even well done.