Progressive Trip Report: 2 girls visiting from boston

[Lloyd Crumlish]

I post on a music board, and a girl made a post asking if anyone would want to hang out in NYC when they came here for a few days. I glanced at her myspace and told her I'd be down. They are getting here in an hour or two and staying here at my apartment til sunday afternoon.

Here's what I know about them:

Girl one: Kyla. From canada, lives in boston for school. I am aware that she is leaving boston soon but I don't know where she's going. Her myspace says "in a relationship" but I think it might not be true, as none of the guys in her top 8 seem to be in a relationship at all, nevermind with her.

Girl 2: Asian. I haven't seen her yet but I heard that she got arrested for theft last year in some form, which is good since I don't have 2 big flat screen computer monitors and a couple Ipods from my partypoints sitting around my room or anything.

They both smoke weed and drink. They are interested in doing all sorts of gay stuff in NYC like seeing the statue of liberty and going on the Staten Island Ferry. I normally hate doing stuff like that so I told them that I am pretty busy with buying a house and stuff so unless they are really cool I can bail out on doing that stuff and just hang out with them at night.

Pictures / Details to come.

Here's the first girl ( non asian ):

[Bob Sacamano]

This leads to rape like 95% of the time.

[Lloyd Crumlish]

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This leads to rape like 95% of the time.

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hahahahahah. i have another thread i was thinking about making in which a girl accused me of rape on the same music board ( i made it in BBV but it was soon after deleted by a mod ). both of these girls know about the rape accusation and think it's funny.

[Patrick del Poker Grande]

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both of these girls know about the rape accusation and think it's funny.

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I'm not sure what exactly to say to this... good luck?

[dogdrool]

No clue what to say here except that, either:

1) You need to bang one/both of these girls, or

2) These girls are clearly scoring free room/board in nyc to enhance their vacation.

[Lloyd Crumlish]

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No clue what to say here except that, either:

1) You need to bang one/both of these girls, or

2) These girls are clearly scoring free room/board in nyc to enhance their vacation.

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i def want to bang one. that's the goal y'know. if i can do that i'll be stoked. i have no idea if they are [censored] or if they like hairy guys though. i don't think they are just using me for a place to stay. the one i talk to made it very clear taht she's stoked to hang out with me and that she wants me to go into the city with them and look at stuff. so if i do one of them it'll probably be her.

[Paul B.]

Get them both high and drunk (but not excessively drunk, unless you like cleaning up puke). And if they really insist on seeing something gay, take them on the Roosevelt Island Tram. It's quicker and much more accessible than the things you mentioned, plus it's pretty romantic and might get them in the mood.

If they get hungry, take them to Gray's Papaya or Pommes Frites. Or better yet, deep-fry some tater tots a la bad beetz/El Diablo.

[dogdrool]

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No clue what to say here except that, either:

1) You need to bang one/both of these girls, or

2) These girls are clearly scoring free room/board in nyc to enhance their vacation.

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i def want to bang one. that's the goal y'know. if i can do that i'll be stoked. i have no idea if they are [censored] or if they like hairy guys though. i don't think they are just using me for a place to stay. the one i talk to made it very clear taht she's stoked to hang out with me and that she wants me to go into the city with them and look at stuff. so if i do one of them it'll probably be her.

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Don't be their tour guide. Don't placate them at all.

At the most, go along with them to dinner. Better yet, take them to your favorite bar. But if you do so, make sure a few of your homies are there too.

The best play though is to do your own thing, but blaze them out if their minds back at your pad. Then make your move and try to bang one of them, but preferably both of them.

[Lloyd Crumlish]

i want to get a tan. how can i simotaneously get a tan and keep them happy?

[PokerFox]

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i want to get a tan. how can i simotaneously get a tan and keep them happy?

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Because clearly they'll be no time for a tan after they leave.

PRIORITIES, MAN. Don't be gay.