LOL Donkaments...

QandA201 · #1 08-02-2006, 03:39 PM

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t20 (9 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

UTG+1 (t1440)
MP1 (t1490)
MP2 (t3100)
MP3 (t1490)
Hero (t1250)
Button (t1420)
SB (t1280)
BB (t1500)
UTG (t1810)

Preflop: Hero is CO with Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
3 folds, MP2 calls t20, MP3 calls t20, Hero calls t20, Button calls t20, SB completes, BB raises to t100, MP2 folds, MP3 calls t80, Hero calls t80, Button folds, SB calls t80.

Flop: (t440) T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (4 players)
SB checks, BB bets t340, MP3 calls t340, Hero calls t340, SB folds.

Turn: (t1460) Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (3 players)
BB checks, MP3 bets t1050 (All-In), Hero calls t810 (All-In), BB folds.

River: (t3320) K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players, 2 all-in)

Final Pot: t3320

Results in white below: 
MP3 has 8h 6h (straight, king high).
Hero has Qs Ks (straight, king high).
Outcome: MP3 wins t1780. Hero wins t1540. 

Also, BB claimed to have folded trip J's.

StupidAcesSigh · #2 08-02-2006, 03:43 PM

Thats what you get for slowplaying.

QandA201 · #3 08-02-2006, 03:46 PM

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Thats what you get for slowplaying.

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Hahah, yes... Because with the absolute nuts and no draws on the board I should really try to push everyone out of the pot.

Flintoff · #4 08-02-2006, 03:49 PM

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Thats what you get for slowplaying.

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Hahah, yes... Because with the absolute nuts and no draws on the board I should really try to push everyone out of the pot.

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No draws on board??? What if he'd had AK?

DING-DONG YO · #5 08-02-2006, 03:49 PM

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Also, BB claimed to have folded trip J's.

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Wow, what a tough laydown. Where's his BBV?

StupidAcesSigh · #6 08-02-2006, 03:52 PM

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Thats what you get for slowplaying.

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Hahah, yes... Because with the absolute nuts and no draws on the board I should really try to push everyone out of the pot.

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What if someone had a set of jacks?

keikiwai · #7 08-02-2006, 04:00 PM

Dont you mean:

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Results in white below:
MP3 has Ac 6h (straight, ace high).
Hero has Qs Ks (straight, king high).
Outcome: MP3 wins t3320.

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Paragon · #8 08-02-2006, 04:32 PM

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Hahah, yes... Because with the absolute nuts and no draws on the board I should really try to push everyone out of the pot.

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Don't you realize this is what every donkament poster says in this forum? And it's why everyone makes fun of you guys so much? There is a reason...

wiggs73 · #9 08-02-2006, 05:09 PM

QandA,

"Hahah, yes... Because with the absolute nuts and no draws on the board, blah blah blah I suck at poker"

I assume that by "absolute nuts", you mean "a hand that, if up against AK or AQ and a set, I have to dodge 9 outs with on 2 streets".

Honestly, your flop call makes Electrical Jesus cry.

2+2 wannabe · #10 08-02-2006, 05:15 PM

LOL FLOPAMENT