At least the cop had a sense of humour!

[jeffraider]

This happened yesterday.

I woke up and was playing a little poker. A bunch of inexplicably terrible plays by me had me feeling very tilty for the first time in a while. I was actually feeling my body temperature rise.

Okay fine, screw it. I decide to go smoke a joint and hop into my Miata (LOL CHICK CAR HAW HAW).

Pertinent info about this joint: It was rolled using camouflage rolling papers similar to these:



I'm cruising down the street and just have got the joint lit, when I make a right turn and a single police car with a single cop doing seatbelt checks is about twenty feet into the road I just turned onto. The cop was walking towards my car with his hand up in the stop gesture when I first saw him. I had no chance to be smooth. I barely had to time put the joint out and since the cop was at my door by the time the joint was out, I just set it down on my ashtray, in full sight of the cop. There was no time to pocket it.

The cop says, "Got your seatbelt on . . . good." Then he looks at the joint and asks "What's that?"

Crap. Jeff: "Marijuana, sir."

Cop: "What's with the camo papers?"

Jeff: "I was trying to keep it on the down low, sir."

He burst out laughing and told me to move along! He didn't even confiscate the weed!

[CheckRaise]

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Jeff: "I was trying to keep it on the down low, sir."



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Awesome

[milesdyson]

wow, sick luck

i cant believe you wouldnt just throw it to your feet and stomp it or shove it under your crotch or something.

[siccjay]

Fantastic.

[pshabi]

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wow, sick luck

i cant believe you wouldnt just throw it to your feet and stomp it or shove it under your crotch or something.

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Eat it. Stick it in my crack. Along with a few million other excuses would've come to mind before admitting guilt.

[LeatherFace]

lmao!

[guids]

Nice, you should have given him a semper fi as you drove off.


OR

HAHA......

Officer: What is that?

You: Whats what?

Officer: The thing in your hand?

You: What are you talking about, I dont see anything?

Officer: The thing in your hand that smells like marijuana, what is that?

You: What are you talking about there is nothing there. ITS CAMOFLAUGED BITCH! then drive away.

[bent96]

There's a couple things I don't understand. Why didn't you just smoke inside? Why would you say marijuana? Wouldn't lying be better? Oh and did you think the cop really thought you were kidding or do you think he just didn't care?

Either way that is pretty funny.

[NewUser2006]

From all of the busts I've seen on Cops, if you just tell them you're smoking some weed (and you don't have more on you) then they don't really care.

[Peter Harris]

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Jeff: "I was trying to keep it on the down low, sir."

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That's one of those on the fly quotes you don't possibly believe those without a sitcom team can produce. If so, nh indeed.