Worst. Cheater. Ever.

[Catt]

I'm sitting at a 20/40 6-max table and I notice that there's a dude who is sitting out every SB. He's trying to exploit the Party "skip SB" bug whereby he gets to play a full orbit for only a BB. I got pissed and reported him without looking at the ituation closely enough.

Turns out the "skip SB" bug either no longer works or never worked at 6-max tables - he refuses to post to get back in at the CO. This idiot has skipped 10+ SBs in a row -- as a result, every hand he plays he is the BB.

Check out 20/40 6-max Monster table 1277441 and player "ciriprovo." Worst attempted cheater I've ever seen.

Edit: Changed title.

[Pog0]

30/22/1.5 over 1600 hands... wtf.

[Catt]

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30/22/1.5 over 1600 hands... wtf.

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Yeah - I've got him as decent stats over a smaller sample (400+ hands). Unbelieveable.

[FULL RAKE]

wow, what the crap? Awesome play.

edit: lol at UTG post also.

[kyro]

Wait. So he's playing one hand per orbit...and each time he's paying a BB?

Genius.

[dangerous_badman]

Rofl wtf?? How long is he going to keep doing this before he figures out it doesn't work

edit: And now he (unintentionally) posts UTG 5-handed? Wow this dude is stupid

[Catt]

Someone emailed me with a suggestion that he could be colluding with ComplexYarn who sits to his left. Here was my response:

I'm changing my screen name anyway -- but I am ComplexYarn. I noticed this behavior because I sat down and clicked "Wait for BB" but didn't get to play for 4 rounds. I fired off an email to PP before realizing how big an idiot he was (and how it benefitted me). My original thread title was something like "Pathetic - quasi bad beat" because I reported him before realizing how big an idiot he was.

Catt

[DrSavage]

I mean, it has to be a bot, right?

[Pog0]

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I mean, it has to be a monkey, right?

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[Catt]

He's up like $500 since I came to the table, so he must think his strategy is working [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]