What would your promotional commercial be if you won the WSOP?

[Jurollo]

This is a good way to break up the sweat threads and updates and could be funny. What would the promotional commercial be after you win the WSOP?
~Justin

[Tyler Durden]

I created an account on Full Tilt for their big supersatellite and my ID was AssVomit. Like "oh man I have to get back to my home turf, I have a bad case of the AssVomit."

I thought it would be funny if I won the WSOP and Full Tilt had me do a commercial like Stars does with their winners.

So I'd say "I'm AssVomit on FullTiltPoker.net. Come play with me!"

Funny eh?

[pineapple888]

I don't know... but I think I'd find a way to say...

SHIPITHOLLA

Poker...

A game that at least one Lederer still plays. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

edit: I assume this would be just an advertisement for the game of poker at large, akin to those milk commercials that have no brand affiliation whatsoever.

[Jurollo]

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I created an account on Full Tilt for their big supersatellite and my ID was AssVomit. Like "oh man I have to get back to my home turf, I have a bad case of the AssVomit."

I thought it would be funny if I won the WSOP and Full Tilt had me do a commercial like Stars does with their winners.

So I'd say "I'm AssVomit on FullTiltPoker.net. Come play with me!"

Funny eh?

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Oh man, with a corny smile that would be gold! Gold tyler! gold!

[El Diablo]

J,

"Same guy, hotter bitches."

[Jurollo]

Hahah. Also... El D, check your PM's.
~Justin

[Photoc]

"I'm still just your average Joe."

Oh crap, all the creative stuff is taken already, n/m.

[Superfluous Man]

I think my boy drunk underbankrolled Pat put it best:

After you win the ME by qualifying through a PS sat under a new name you can do a commercial that ends with "I'm [insert name here], FetusRipper69 on Pokerstars. Come play with me."

[PTpoker]

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J,

"Same guy, hotter bitches."

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