Prop bet-brag and beat

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BRAG:
Last night, my friend told me I couldn't throw a frisbee through the front door of our house from 20 feet away. He then proceeded to offer me every single dollar on his person if I could do it. Never one to pass up a freeroll, I accepted. He had about $76 on him, in three $20's, one $10, one $5, and one $1. I proceeded to chuck that mofo straight through the door and into a piano.

BEAT:
He looked crestfallen (I can't throw a frisbee for sh*t and we're grad students, so $76 ain't chump change), so I told him I would give him back his money, but only after I selected one bill at random to keep. I picked the Washington. [censored] me.