FISH CALLS ME A DONKEY

[Patrick Bateman]

OMG OMG I JUST WANT TO PLAY A DONKAMENT NOW AND THEN TO BLOW OF STEAM AND TEH FISH TELL ME I AM A DONKEY WTF WTF

Full Tilt Poker
No Limit Holdem Tournament
Blinds: t50/t100
7 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: t3030
UTG+1: t1950
MP1: t2030
CO: t2375
Button: t3642
speirs: t3498
BB: t4515

Pre-flop: (7 players) speirs is SB with 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
3 folds, CO calls t100 <font color="#aaaaaa">(pot was t150)</font>, Button calls t100 <font color="#aaaaaa">(pot was t250)</font>, speirs calls t50 <font color="#aaaaaa">(pot was t350)</font>, <font color="#cc0000">BB raises to t400</font>, CO calls t300 <font color="#aaaaaa">(pot was t600)</font>, Button calls t300 <font color="#aaaaaa">(pot was t900)</font>, speirs calls t300 <font color="#aaaaaa">(pot was t1200)</font>.

Flop: J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (t1600, 4 players)
speirs checks, <font color="#cc0000">BB bets t650</font>, 2 folds, speirs calls t650 <font color="#aaaaaa">(pot was t2250)</font>.

Turn: J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (t2900, 2 players)
speirs checks, BB checks.

River: 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (t2900, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">speirs is all-in t2448</font>, BB calls t2448 <font color="#aaaaaa">(pot was t5348)</font>.

Results:
Final pot: t7796
<font color="#ffffff">speirs showed 3h 4h</font>
<font color="#ffffff">BB showed Kh Ac</font>

JOPKE JOPKE

I GUESS I SUCK AT POKER AND SUCK AT LIFE AND MY CAPS KEY IS BROKEN ETC HOLLA

[mlagoo]

owned

[Tonding]

I was once called a monkey, 'cause I tried to bluff a donkey.

[Matt1975]

Last time I played a "speed" SNG, I was UTG (with about 3900) for the first 200/400 hand. Hero shoved T8s, BB (1800) clocked way down before calling with AQo. Neither of us improved and BB typed "nice bluff."

[Tonding]

He would have been better of writing: "Owned bitch."

[Boquense]

I played with a fish today who had built up a stack of around 2k at 3/6nl, pretty much by calling raise/reraises with 3,9 offsuit and turning full houses.

2 great quotes from him:
"It's ok to gamble a little when you're the chip leader"

and after calling a raise pf and a 3/4 pot sized bet on ak3 flop with k,5 off and then checking it down says

"told ya I never bluff"

[MilkMan]

[ QUOTE ]
Last time I played a "speed" SNG, I was UTG (with about 3900) for the first 200/400 hand. Hero shoved T8s, BB (1800) clocked way down before calling with AQo. Neither of us improved and BB typed "nice bluff."

[/ QUOTE ]

sometimes you just don't have time to type "you are dreadful at poker"

[Patrick Bateman]

ANYWAYS I AM QUITTING MY JOB AND TURNING DONKAMENT PRO FIRST THING TOMORROW

[pismeyer]

I saw a guy type:

"It just goes to how"

I knew what he meant "how" meaning "show" but the hand he won with was 10 high!! Fell out of my chair laughing so hard on that one! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]