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IRC convo on efnet #flopturnriver (shameless plug)
NOT associated with any websites of similar name. [01:06] <Demiparadigm> Hi [01:06] <Demiparadigm> I have a story: [01:06] <Demiparadigm> I went t othe Bar. [01:06] <Demiparadigm> that's not the story. [01:06] <Demiparadigm> and I was drinking [01:06] <Demiparadigm> and I went outside.... [01:07] <Demiparadigm> (I can't explain this one... [01:07] <Demiparadigm> The temp outside in Phoenix is like 100F at night [01:07] <Demiparadigm> ) [01:07] <Demiparadigm> But anyway... these Somali guys are like [01:07] <Demiparadigm> "Hey, Sami!" [01:08] <Demiparadigm> (That's my name) [01:08] <Demiparadigm> DO you smoke?" [01:08] <Demiparadigm> and I said yes [01:08] <Demiparadigm> and then they werte like "Here." [01:08] <VP|midas> and they gave you crack? [01:08] <Demiparadigm> and I realized they were talking about pot. [01:09] <VP|midas> awesome [01:09] <Demiparadigm> (because I am dense) [01:09] <VP|midas> drug convos again [01:09] <Demiparadigm> and I was all "uh... okay." [01:09] <Demiparadigm> because I succumb easily to peer pressure. [01:10] <Demiparadigm> So I got high with these african guys. [01:10] <Demiparadigm> who talked to me about how they got high in somalia. [01:10] <Demiparadigm> Did I tell you guys my dad's from Sudan? [01:10] <Demiparadigm> that's why they love me. [01:10] <Demiparadigm> but anyway.... [01:11] <Demiparadigm> I got high. [01:11] <Demiparadigm> and then I was back in the bar... [01:11] <Demiparadigm> high and drinking... [01:11] <Demiparadigm> random tangent: I alsked some random guy for a piece of his steak... and he gave me some [01:12] <Demiparadigm> and this african guy comes up and says "hey... my African brother..." [01:13] <Demiparadigm> and goes to do that handshake-thing we americans do with like 4 parts to the ritual [01:13] <Demiparadigm> and he sticks this baggie in my hands [01:13] <Demiparadigm> (why do people seem to d othis to me? [01:13] <Demiparadigm> ) [01:14] <Demiparadigm> and in it is about a dime (/10 gram) [01:14] <Demiparadigm> of what is most probably crystal meth [01:15] <Demiparadigm> (why do people in the US hate muslims?) [01:15] <Demiparadigm> these guys don't give a [censored] about 82 virgins [01:15] <Demiparadigm> er whatever [01:15] <Demiparadigm> So anyway I am now at home [01:16] <Demiparadigm> and I want IRC to help me weigh my options about what to do with $10 worth of meth. [01:16] <@ake> take it [01:16] <@ake> ? [01:16] <Demiparadigm> poll time: [01:16] <Demiparadigm> I ma now taking votes [01:16] <niChuuu`zZZz> Demiparadigm: tak eit [01:17] <niChuuu`zZZz> $10 .. jesus christ.. its gotta be like.. nothing [01:17] <VP|midas> $10? [01:17] <VP|midas> might as well smoke it [01:17] <niChuuu`zZZz> YES $10 [01:17] <Demiparadigm> you forget the US is the grandfather of meth. [01:17] <Demiparadigm> $10 will get 2 people high [01:17] <niChuuu`zZZz> jesus [01:17] <niChuuu`zZZz> piece of [censored] country [01:17] <niChuuu`zZZz> with cheap drugs [01:17] <Demiparadigm> lol [01:18] <VP|midas> find a friend and smoek it? [01:18] <niChuuu`zZZz> or smoke it twice [01:18] <niChuuu`zZZz> dont share [01:18] <Demiparadigm> hmmm... [01:18] <niChuuu`zZZz> share is for pussies [01:18] <niChuuu`zZZz> nobody shares [01:18] <niChuuu`zZZz> its so last year [01:19] <Demiparadigm> alll answers are leaning tworard A) Smoke crystal meth. [01:19] <VP|midas> obv [01:19] <VP|midas> just dont get addicted [01:19] <@ake> A [01:19] <VP|midas> and youll be sweet [01:19] <niChuuu`wOrK> we didnt get other options you idiot [01:19] <Demiparadigm> I love the moral backing of gamblers. [01:19] <@ake> haha [01:19] <niChuuu`wOrK> so obv smoke it [01:20] <sarahhhh> what? demi is gonna smoke meth? [01:20] <VP|midas> yes sarah [01:20] <niChuuu`wOrK> shut up mom [01:20] <sarahhhh> D: [01:20] <niChuuu`wOrK> let the boy do what he wants [01:20] <Demiparadigm> ... working on it. [01:20] <sarahhhh> oh noes [01:20] <niChuuu`wOrK> u made him an ADDICT [01:20] <sarahhhh> ive done lots of drugs, but thats a nono drug [01:20] <niChuuu`wOrK> hahaha [01:20] <niChuuu`wOrK> skank [01:21] <niChuuu`wOrK> at the parties, u were like.. the coke whore [01:21] <sarahhhh> fu [01:21] <niChuuu`wOrK> suckin ppl off for a line ? [01:21] <niChuuu`wOrK> y/n [01:21] <sarahhhh> yep nichuuu...thats me [01:21] <sarahhhh> coke whore [01:21] <@ake> hows it going Demiparadigm? [01:21] <@ake> Wanna play heads up? [01:22] <VP|midas> demi hangs out with the shadiest people [01:22] <VP|midas> hes been given free weed and free meth now [01:22] <@ake> yeah no kidding [01:22] <@ake> somalians [01:23] <Demiparadigm> :now constructing crude foil/plastic hybrid pipe: [01:23] <sarahhhh> !!? [01:23] <Demiparadigm> I have heard glass is much better, but I don't own a glass pipe, unf. [01:24] <VP|midas> sarah owns one [01:25] <VP|midas> she'll go halves with you [01:25] <Demiparadigm> Ihave no proof this works, but I have an engineering degree, and i read about it on the interweb. [01:26] <Demiparadigm> pipe complete. [01:27] <VP|midas> take a pic [01:27] <Demiparadigm> now transferring said substance into said paraphernalia [01:29] <VP|midas> gl demi :BIG EDIT: [01:37] <Demiparadigm> first attempt seemed a failure [01:37] <Demiparadigm> reloading and attempting a different approach [01:38] <Demiparadigm> second attempt seemed effective. recommencing said attempt [01:38] <@ake> how you feeling [01:39] <@ake> sami [01:39] <Demiparadigm> tastes like aluminum. [01:39] <Demiparadigm> I may be doing this wrong. [01:40] <Demiparadigm> in the obituaries: [01:40] <Demiparadigm> unemployed 20 something dies of aluminum overdose [01:41] <@ake> good life [01:41] <Demiparadigm> can't continue due to taste. [01:42] <Demiparadigm> mission aborted [01:43] <@ake> booooh [01:44] <sarahhhh> what did u make a pipe out of? [01:44] <Demiparadigm> update: [01:44] <Demiparadigm> I just puked. [01:44] <Demiparadigm> Is this a good sign? [01:44] <@ake> rofl |
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I read some of this and I vote take it.
I also hope it gives you the AIDS. Edit: I read more I hope your whole family get the AIDS. |
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