Something is dead inside my house

[shadow.]

Yesterday a terrible smell began to permeate throughout my house. It got even worse today and continued its sprawl. I've looked in the basement, the crawlspace underneath the house and in the attic. No luck.

It is about to be unbearable to live in here, although fortunately my bedroom and the outer rooms (kitchen, dining room, den) remain uninfected. I, however, fully expect the smell to beseige those rooms. It is definetly the smell of death.

Are there professionals or some sort of service that will find the offender for me? Any tips as to a temporary solution (besides Febreeze) until this creature is found?

Thanks for any help.

[Evan]

Bring a girl over and have her get naked. Just before you start to have sex the killer will come out. The killer ALWAYS comes out just before you start to have sex. Ask him where he put the body.

[IQ89]

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[miajag]

It could be something outside right next to a vent or other opening.

[stu-unger]

its probably a dead rodent in the wall, that happened at my house a few years ago. call exterminators they should be able to assist. i would buy some super potent potpouri and some stinky candles to mask the scent...

[Borodog]

Burn it down.

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Burn it down.

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Just a guess, but that may be overkill.

[deadbody]

move

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I imagine that selling a house that reeks of death would be just about as difficult as selling a BO car.

[challenger84]

The worst part is going to be finding it and disposing of it. I hope you aren't as freaked out by maggots as I am.