BRAG: Lloyd Crumlish is in chicago with a girl he met on the internet.

[Lloyd Crumlish]

I've been talking to her online for about a year and the other day she suggested that I go hang out with her for 5 days so I flew out. Somehow she is actually hotter than she is online and I spent all day yesterday smoking weed and cuddling with her. We're supposed to actually do stuff today ( like, outside of cuddeling ) but it's raining so maybe not.

I'd post pics but I'm on her mac while she's at a job interview at some fashionable store i've never heard of and i have no idea how to copy image locations on a mac.

Also she is 18 and I'm 22.

Also you can all eat boneless dick sandwiches.

[mdkrahn]

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talking to her online for about a year

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so I flew out

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all day cuddling

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Bad Beat

[Gildwulf]

Man, I could really go for a boneless dick sandwich right about now.

[meccaNES]

Congrats you are finally going to lose your virginity...

[jungy121]

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Congrats you are finally going to lose your virginity...

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LOOOOOOOL!!!

[Lloyd Crumlish]

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Man, I could really go for a boneless dick sandwich right about now.

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I'm guessing you could afford a few with that 80k.

JK u can eat my dick any time, with no bread.

LUV

LLOYD

[TheWorstPlayer]

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Congrats you are finally going get an STD

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NH though.

[Lloyd Crumlish]

care o meter = not lol. it's not even real, i tried to order one from brookstone.

[Gildwulf]

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care o meter = not lol. it's not even real, i tried to order one from brookstone.

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brookstone is a rip off, they charge $15 for a lousy boneless dick sandwich and the lettuce is a day old and the mayo is Super Stop&Shop brand mayo and do you even call this a pickle?

[SL__72]

I don't know why, but its hillarious that they marked pi on there... never noticed that before.