Please post reasons why you hate the Cubs

[Q8offsuit]

I really, really, hate the Cubs. Pretty much more that anything else in the entire world (not just the sports world). Please help me think of more reasons to despise them and their jerkoff fans.

1. They can't accept being terrible. Instead, they invent some "curse" involving a goat that is the stupidest thing I've ever heard.

2. They eat spaghetti sauce made out of a [censored] baseball.

3. They blame Steve Bartman instead of the fact that they suck. (see #1 + 2)

4. They go to stupid bars with names like "Hi-Tops" where they drink Old Style.

5. They go to a stadium where you have to piss in a trough with a bunch of other sh*theads in a circle-jerk like gay watersports extravaganza.

6. Their fans are Abercrombie and flip-flop wearing douchebags.

7. Ron Santo is the suck as an announcer.

8. Tinker and Evers are in the Hall of Fame due only to a stupid-ass poem.

9. Their fans travel all over the place and generally outnumber the home fans where they shout bullsh*t about the "Cubbies" during Take Me Out to the Ballgame.

10. They think that a D-list celebrity needs to sing the aforementioned song in an off-key warble for every game. God that is annoying.

Please help me out with more reasons to hate these [censored].

If you are a Cubs fan, please stay the hell out of my thread. I mean it. I will just throw more peanuts at you when you come to my ballpark. Thanks.

[kyleb]

1. Jim Hendry
T1. Dusty Baker

Not really sure what else needs to be said.

[Jack of Arcades]

hahaha this thread is classic.

[JayLear]

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2. They eat spaghetti sauce made out of a [censored] baseball.


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Don't forget, they had a giant media event in which they "blew up" the ball first. The spaghetti sauce was just an excuse to have another giant media event the next season.

[JordanIB]

People hate the Cubs?

Isn't that like hating the Clippers?

[CrazyPsycho]

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People hate the Cubs?

Isn't that like hating the Clippers?

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Clippers fans aren't all over the place whining constantly about their team.

[HitHard69]

Because of the stupid radio commercials they have playing in Chicago....
Why do we throw the ball back at Wrigley? (Then there's a list of stupid answers)
Because it shouldn't be there in the first place
Because it has bad "joo joo"
A few more stupid answers and then...
Why do we throw the ball back at Wrigley?
Because it means something to be a Cubs fan.

Whenever that commercial comes on I either laugh or feel like ripping out my radio.

Also, Ronnie [censored] Woo Woo

[Q8offsuit]

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Also, Ronnie [censored] Woo Woo

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Thanks! I forgot about that retard. We need more fine work like this!



11. They throw garbage on their own field like infants.

12. Also, speaking of babies, their mascot is a freakin' BABY animal. Quite apt.

[NT!]

I hate the Cubs because they take up a perfectly good regional cable network that could be showing Family Matters reruns instead of Neifi Perez picking his butt and giving Mark Prior AIDS of the arm.

NT

[waldo027]

Their team never does [censored], yet they think they have the right to talk smack whenever the Cardinals, White Sox or anyone else fails.