I am a slowrolling donk

kiemo · #1 07-16-2006, 02:06 AM

After this hand villian calls me a slowrolling donk.

The best response I could come up with is 'Fastplay is the new slowplay', but I failed to type that in chat as I was laughing to hard and was explaining to wife how I slowplayed that hand.

Full Tilt Poker
Limit Holdem Ring game
Limit: $2/$4
8 players
Converter

Pre-flop: (8 players) Hero is MP1 with 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
UTG calls, UTG+1 folds, Hero calls, MP2 folds, CO calls, 2 folds, 2 folds, BB checks.

Flop: K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (4.5SB, 4 players)
BB checks, UTG checks, Hero bets, CO calls, BB folds, UTG calls.

Turn: T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (3.75BB, 3 players)
UTG checks, Hero bets, CO raises, UTG folds, Hero 3-bets, CO caps, Hero calls.

River: 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (11.75BB, 2 players)
Hero bets, CO raises, Hero 3-bets, CO caps, Hero calls.

Results:
Final pot: 19.75BB

Villan had 76 [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]

T-God · #2 07-16-2006, 02:20 AM

slowroll means you took a long time to call the river when you knew you were good. Don't do that.

Kilillan · #3 07-16-2006, 02:59 AM

do you seriously not know what slowrolling means?

You are a donk.

AlwaysAir · #4 07-16-2006, 03:07 AM

u obv slowroll donk

tom10167 · #5 07-16-2006, 03:18 AM

I hear people misuse slowroll/slowplay all the time.

alllllllll the time

alphatmw · #6 07-16-2006, 03:21 AM

the ONLY time he could have been accused of slowrolling was on the final river call. and i don't think villian was sweating whether he was calling or not.

AlwaysAir · #7 07-16-2006, 03:24 AM

no he slowrolled, dont back him up, he lies sir