Incest beat :(

[tom10167]

I like this girl a lot, she's not super hot but she's hot fosho and she's got a real good personality too. Like all star personality.

Anyways, conversation from today:



Tom10167: So who did you go to the movies with?
her: my cousin, hes weird
Tom10167: How?
her: he has a crush on me, he tried to kiss me in the theater



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After like 15 minutes of me e-vomiting I asked in a final throw of desperation if he was like six or something

her: hes 19


Moral of the story here is Pennsylvania is -EV and if you ever consider dating someone from there make sure they've lived in a different state for a few years, and only seldom go back to PA.

[Scary_Tiger]

What the [censored]?

(Side note: My cousin-in-law is carrying the child of her first cousin. Thankfully I'm not blood related to either of them.)

[IronDragon1]

?

[Blowup Doll]

First cousin?

[Chuck_D]

On the positive side she called him weird! It would be even more -EV if she didnt [img]/images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img]

[Scary_Tiger]

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First cousin?

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Yes.

[tom10167]

Meh, she's a little overweight and she lives kind of far. This coupled with her.......curious genetics makes it a "just friends" type of girl.


Basically I'm going to try and sleep with her and then just not tell everyone.

[DemonDeac]

whoa whoa whoa

easy on PA

they musta been from central PA

[SackUp]

just turn off the lights.

[tom10167]

I'm sure the urban areas of PA like Philly and Philadelphia are plenty normal, naw she's from the 'woods.

In case anyone didn't know, New York State is the same way, everyone's like zomgz NYC IN THE HIZZIE..... take a trip up to Sukoxie (or however it is spelled, pronounced suckcockie) or basically 2 hours from any major city.

Staight redneck.