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Pulp · #1 07-15-2006, 03:44 PM

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Im going to buy a noose with my remaining money

Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $ BB (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

Hero ($835.15)
SB ($1975.90)
BB ($403.85)
UTG ($702.70)
MP ($513)
CO ($193.80)

Preflop: Hero is Button with A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]. SB posts a blind of $3.
UTG raises to $22, 2 folds, Hero raises to $70, 2 folds, UTG calls $48.

Flop: ($149) A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)
UTG checks, Hero bets $100, UTG calls $100.

Turn: ($349) 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
UTG checks, Hero calls $665.15 (All-In), UTG calls $532.70 (All-In).

River: ($1546.85) T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players, 2 all-in)

Final Pot: $1546.85

Results in white below: 
UTG has Ac Qs (straight, ace high).
Hero has Ad Ah (three of a kind, aces).
Outcome: UTG wins $1414.40. Hero wins $132.45. 

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Button ($257.50)
SB ($379.95)
BB ($394.58)
Hero ($479.35)
MP ($362.32)
CO ($1546.12)

Preflop: Hero is UTG with A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]. SB posts a blind of $3.
Hero raises to $22, 2 folds, Button calls $22, 1 fold, BB calls $16.

Flop: ($69) 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (3 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $45, Button calls $45, BB folds.

Turn: ($159) T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero checks, Button calls $190.50 (All-In), Hero calls $190.50.

River: ($540) 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $540

Results in white below: 
Hero has Ac Ad (two pair, aces and tens).
Button has 7s 7d (full house, sevens full of tens).
Outcome: Button wins $540. 

Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $ BB (5 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

BB ($609)
Hero ($672)
MP ($640)
Button ($578.55)
SB ($1172.35)

Preflop: Hero is UTG with A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]. SB posts a blind of $3.
Hero raises to $20, 1 fold, Button calls $20, 2 folds.

Flop: ($49) T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero bets $45, Button raises to $185, Hero calls $607 (All-In), Button calls $373.55 (All-In).

Turn: ($1259.55) 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players, 2 all-in)

River: ($1259.55) 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players, 2 all-in)

Final Pot: $1259.55

Results in white below: 
Hero has Ah Ad (two pair, aces and fours).
Button has 8s 4s (three of a kind, fours).
Outcome: Button wins $1166.10. Hero wins $93.45. 

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Button ($533.04)
Hero ($566.10)
BB ($657)
UTG ($318.96)
MP ($260.05)
CO ($626.27)

Preflop: Hero is SB with A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]. Hero posts a blind of $3.
UTG calls $6, 3 folds, Hero (poster) raises to $19, 1 fold, UTG calls $16.

Flop: ($50) 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero bets $40, UTG raises to $80, Hero raises to $360, UTG calls $216.96 (All-In).

Turn: ($706.96) 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: ($706.96) 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $706.96

Results in white below: 
Hero has Ah As (one pair, aces).
UTG has 9d 9s (three of a kind, nines).
Outcome: UTG wins $643.92. Hero wins $63.04. 

Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $ Hero (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

SB ($408.66)
Hero ($1186.36)
UTG ($205.81)
MP ($384.95)
CO ($600)
Button ($566.50)

Preflop: Hero is BB with K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]. SB posts a blind of $3.
UTG calls $6, MP calls $6, 3 folds, Hero raises to $16, UTG calls $16, MP folds.

Flop: ($53) 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero bets $40, UTG calls $183.81 (All-In), Hero calls $143.81.

Turn: ($420.62) J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: ($420.62) 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $420.62

Results in white below: 
Hero has Kc Kh (two pair, kings and jacks).
UTG has Jd Td (three of a kind, jacks).
Outcome: UTG wins $420.62. 

Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $ BB (5 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

Hero ($609)
SB ($722.98)
BB ($934.25)
UTG ($723.25)
MP ($688.30)

Preflop: Hero is Button with T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]. SB posts a blind of $3.
UTG raises to $22, 1 fold, Hero raises to $68, 2 folds, UTG calls $46.

Flop: ($145) 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
UTG bets $110, Hero calls $110.

Turn: ($365) 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)
UTG checks, Hero checks.

River: ($365) Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)
UTG bets $275, Hero calls $275.

Final Pot: $915

Results in white below: 
UTG has 9d 9c (full house, nines full of queens).
Hero has Tc Ts (two pair, queens and tens).
Outcome: UTG wins $915. 

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Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $ BB (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

Button ($933.95)
Hero ($819.55)
BB ($591)
UTG ($606)
MP ($1191.39)
CO ($622.90)

Preflop: Hero is SB with Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]. Hero posts a blind of $3.
UTG raises to $20, MP calls $20, 2 folds, Hero (poster) raises to $62, 1 fold, UTG folds, MP calls $45.

Flop: ($156) T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero bets $100, MP calls $100.

Turn: ($356) 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero bets $270, MP calls $270.

River: ($896) J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero checks, MP bets $470.4, Hero calls $384.55 (All-In).

Final Pot: $1750.95

Results in white below: 
Hero has Qd Qc (two pair, queens and eights).
MP has Js Jc (full house, jacks full of eights).
Outcome: MP wins $1750.95. 

Button ($1021)
SB ($582.81)
Hero ($650.45)
UTG ($303.59)
MP ($805.90)

Preflop: Hero is BB with A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]. SB posts a blind of $3.
2 folds, Button raises to $24, 1 fold, Hero raises to $70, Button calls $52.

Flop: ($155) T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero bets $125, Button raises to $285, Hero calls $160.

Turn: ($725) A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero checks, Button calls $660 (All-In), Hero calls $289.45 (All-In).

River: ($1674.45) 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players, 2 all-in)

Final Pot: $1674.45

Results in white below: 
Hero has Ah Ks (one pair, aces).
Button has 9c 9h (three of a kind, nines).
Outcome: Button wins $1674.45.

Morrek · #2 07-15-2006, 03:46 PM

PP hates you too, eh?

badluckal · #3 07-15-2006, 03:49 PM

Those are all brutal. The noose will probably break.

Gary Stevenson · #4 07-15-2006, 04:26 PM

is this all one session? if so, how many hands.
also, "standard".

AlwaysAir · #5 07-15-2006, 04:28 PM

bbv worthy for once

klepto · #6 07-15-2006, 04:30 PM

billygrippo · #7 07-15-2006, 04:34 PM

you sure like to overbet.

DDH · #8 07-15-2006, 06:10 PM

[ QUOTE ]
Those are all brutal. The noose will probably break.

[/ QUOTE ]

And when it breaks, you'll fall, break your leg and be stuck inside with nothing to do but play online poker.