Three truths and a lie . . .

[SuitedSixes]

I heard about this on ESPN Radio the other day and thought it may be fun for OOT. Post four facts about yourself; three that are true and one that is not.

1) I dated a girl who appeared on the cover of Maxim Magazine.
2) I have had a threesome of threesomes.
3) I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom.
4) I watched "Ice Skating with the Stars."

[InchoateHand]

1) I invented AIDS because I don't like black people.
2) Strom Thurmond is actually my finger puppet.
3) People often mistake me for Chuck Norris, until I out-roundhouse kick him.
4) I am left-handed.

[starvs]

1) I'm really bad a poker
2) I'm six feet tall and weigh 110 pounds
3) I play the kazoo
4) I've never done any drugs

[Sponger.]

1. I have AIDS
2. I am gay
3. I've molested a 5 year old boy
4. I killed a hitchhiker just to get an erection

[billygrippo]

[ QUOTE ]
1. I have AIDS
2. I am gay
3. I've molested a 5 year old boy
4. I killed a hitchhiker just to get an erection

[/ QUOTE ]

ditto except he was 9

[Go_Blue88]

Some of my classes do this as a way of "getting to know each other." Gay.

[Banks2334]

1. I've never watched Skating With The Stars.
2. I love Oprah
3. I know where Osama is.
4. I was on the "Grassy Knoll".

[toddw8]

[ QUOTE ]
1. I have AIDS
2. I am gay
3. I've molested a 5 year old boy
4. I killed a hitchhiker just to get an erection

[/ QUOTE ]

You're Neil Diamond?

[DalaiLama]

1) I once pretended to be handicaped to catch a flight
2) I bribed Mexican cops with a bottle of vodka on a road trip to Matzalan
3) I'm addicted to Iron Chef
4) I've had sex with 2 coworkers and one mexican maid

[GambleGamble]

1. I once [censored] a pool jet in my neighbors backyard
2. I pound my bone at least 5 times a week
3. I like to tear people down to build myself up
4. I once had a girl yell at me she would suck my dick if I just let her sleep on my couch at 4am and proceded to close the door in her face.