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Best Internet Insults
Years ago, when I first started to play poker on the internet, I noticed that there were two types of insults. There is your run of the mill, "you're lucky and stupid and won't win in the long run" type and then there are those that are far superior in creativity and effectiveness.
One of the first truly great insults that appeared in my chat box was "You would call a cat on a tuna boat." It was cutting, creative, to the point, but (most importantly) it was funny. I also like the multi-step insult that requires the target to get involved. For example: Scavengerfolk: "You are fat and stupid." NetDonk696969: "Dude, I'm 6'1" and 180 pounds." Scavengerfolk: "Ok. Ok. You aren't fat." I've got some good ones but I need some new material. Please hit me with your best chat insults. |
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Re: Best Internet Insults
OMG WTF YOU ARE TEH SUX NUBZOR!!!1!!
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Re: Best Internet Insults
Ya I think you're a tool.
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Re: Best Internet Insults
Party fish gold:
ba11er6969: ten two XXXXing jackass ba11er6969: preflop for a XXXXing dollar ba11er6969: you need a tampon adjustment fish: had one couler ba11er6969: what a douche rag ba11er6969: im going to rape her eye socket fish: and i can mis 4 dollars ba11er6969: behold ba11er6969: tampongina ba11er6969: it walks ba11er6969: it breathes ba11er6969: it plays poker ba11er6969: allright tampongina ba11er6969: what do you have this hand ba11er6969: tampon gina ba11er6969: whats your secret... [note: I was neither ba11er6969 nor the fish, in case you're wondering!] |
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Re: Best Internet Insults
ba11er6969....... what a cool guy.
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Re: Best Internet Insults
i had KK he had AK, board was xxxKA i roped him into an all in, this was like the 2nd hand of the $22 STT |
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Re: Best Internet Insults
"Later on keyboard commandoes."
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Re: Best Internet Insults
I usually just call people Internet heroes or internet superstars, I think that's demeaning enough & I get to chuckle to myself
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Re: Best Internet Insults
# I will do your girlfriend in the ass
(I asked a similar question a long time ago, about shutting up table coaches, and that one was the least friendly one.) |
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Re: Best Internet Insults
"Real men cry on the inside."
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