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Old 07-06-2006, 11:06 AM
thedustbustr thedustbustr is offline
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xpost from b&m but they have no imagination.

live 5/10, super passive table. there is one other good opponent, but I'm destroying her over two sessions for a couple buyins. I've shown her a couple bluffs when she folded, and i've shown down a premium hand for stacks (deep) twice, and she hates me for it.

second session, I show her another bluff because she tilts easily, she says i'm being a dick and is pissed. she is the 8 seat, i'm the 6 seat. next hand, she (utg) mucks straight into my cards, then mumbles an apology. she's a very experienced live player, it clearly wasn't an accident. how does 8 'accidentally' muck into 6 anyway?

what is your play?

edit, this should be in op:
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a card protecter is meant to protect from dealer error, not malicious players. a card protecter would nto have stopped it.

even so, i hadn't even had a chance to touch my hand. she utg looked at her cards then insta mucked before the dealer even finished dealing.

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Old 07-06-2006, 11:07 AM
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Default Re: bitch just intentionally killed my hand

Use a card protector next time.
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Old 07-06-2006, 11:09 AM
MowrMowr MowrMowr is offline
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Accidentally pee in her lap.
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Old 07-06-2006, 11:09 AM
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Default Re: bitch just intentionally killed my hand

I would call the floor, but that's just me
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Old 07-06-2006, 11:10 AM
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Default Re: bitch just intentionally killed my hand

Throw her cards back at her and tell her that you only need two cards thank you very much.
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Old 07-06-2006, 11:12 AM
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Default Re: bitch just intentionally killed my hand

Clearly you thank her, take all four cards and pick the best two.
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Old 07-06-2006, 11:12 AM
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walk over and bitchslap her
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Old 07-06-2006, 11:12 AM
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Default Re: bitch just intentionally killed my hand

In the other thread, someone said you were lucky she didn't see a river in one of your hands with a third party and then pull this move.

If she's a regular, and you're filled with bitter spite to the point of not valuing money, you could try that. I can only imagine the chaos that would ensue.

Practice target-mucking in the meantime.
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Old 07-06-2006, 11:13 AM
deucedeuce00 deucedeuce00 is offline
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Practice target-mucking in the meantime.

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HAHAHAHA
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Old 07-06-2006, 11:13 AM
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How can we answer this when we don't know if she's hot?
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