Slowrolling - I've never wanted to e-kill another human being...

[suzzer99]

...so much in my life.


PokerStars Game #5449684274: Tournament #27318077, $10+$1 Hold'em No Limit - Level X (400/800) - 2006/07/04 - 04:00:49 (ET)
Table '27318077 21' 9-max Seat #7 is the button
Seat 1: harlotquin (31699 in chips)
Seat 2: Nine666 (13725 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 3: Usuk2 (29873 in chips)
Seat 5: TimV31 (101180 in chips)
Seat 6: bdubs3737 (28228 in chips)
Seat 7: suzzer99 (12310 in chips)
Seat 8: tony1967 (53325 in chips)
Seat 9: spearmonster (57691 in chips)
harlotquin: posts the ante 50
Nine666: posts the ante 50
Usuk2: posts the ante 50
TimV31: posts the ante 50
bdubs3737: posts the ante 50
suzzer99: posts the ante 50
tony1967: posts the ante 50
spearmonster: posts the ante 50
tony1967: posts small blind 400
spearmonster: posts big blind 800
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to suzzer99 [Kc Kd]
Nine666 has returned
harlotquin: folds
Nine666: calls 800
Usuk2: raises 800 to 1600
TimV31: folds
bdubs3737: folds
suzzer99: raises 10660 to 12260 and is all-in
tony1967: folds
spearmonster: folds
Nine666: folds
Usuk2 <font color="red">[thinks for almost his entire allotment of time]</font> : calls 10660
Usuk2 said, "go ...no KQJten98765432 for u...no pair no two pair no trips no flush no straight for u....Nill for u....hit my AA....hit my AA..nothing for u"
Usuk2 said, "no K"
*** FLOP *** [Tc Ts Td]
Usuk2 said, "noK"
Usuk2 said, "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
Usuk2 said, "noK"
Usuk2 said, " noK"
*** TURN *** [Tc Ts Td] [Qh]
Usuk2 said, "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
Usuk2 said, "AAAAAAAAA"
*** RIVER *** [Tc Ts Td Qh] [2d]
suzzer99 said, "you are a complete ****"
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Usuk2: shows [Ah Ad] (a full house, Tens full of Aces)
suzzer99: shows [Kc Kd] (a full house, Tens full of Kings)


Of course I proceeded to hang around for a little while and make an ass out of myself berating the guy. What blew my mind was 1) his defense was that he raised first - not sure what that's supposed to mean and 2) the table's reaction of "it's poker, get over it". Slowrolling is not poker.

They were more incensed that I had pushed 62s from SB into BB a few hands before with 6-7 BB and sucked out. To them that was some egregious breach of poker etiquette. Jesus. I know it's an $11 rebuy, but they shouldn't be that freaking clueless. Finally one dude stood up and said slowrolling is bad. So I took it as a victory and went away.

If someone ever does that to me live, I'm 100% sure I will end up in jail for what I do to them.

[rjoefish]

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Slowrolling is not poker.

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Are you high?

[shant]

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Slowrolling is not poker.

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Are you high?

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What are you implying, that it is?

[suzzer99]

Duh. I just figured it out looking at this. He was typing all that crap the whole time. LOL. Still want to kill him though.

[rjoefish]

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Slowrolling is not poker.

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Are you high?

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What are you implying, that it is?

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He took his entire time to type out that long comment, clearly not slowrolling.

[suzzer99]

Slowrolling is slowrolling. I don't care if he was typing.

[shant]

It's still a form of slowrolling to have AA and sit there typing out some retarded un-jinx ritual. I wouldn't get mad though because OP should know it's an $11 donkament which is mostly filled with jackasses.

[suzzer99]

I expect a little more out of the $11Rs. You see a lot of the top tourney guys on there. But too much I'm sure.

[ilmb13]

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It's still a form of slowrolling to have AA and sit there typing out some retarded un-jinx ritual.

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[samr]

LOL DONKAMENTS