Are you REALLY against slavery?

[cbloom]

Someone offers you a slave, who will follow any command, and no one will ever find out about it, you won't get in any trouble. Do you take the slave?

[jeffraider]

Well it depends on how he became a slave and what he thinks of the situation. If it's a she then it doesn't matter what she thinks.

[Yoplait, BIMO]

Poll results here dependent on race.

If you specified black, everyone is like OMG NO WAY ANTISLAVERY ABOLITIoNIARHITHIARJWIAEJRia

If you specified white, everyone will say yes, they'll take it.

[billygrippo]

do robots count?

if so i would like a robot.

[dogdrool]

A real straight baller doesn't even need a slave. People do his bidding for him anyway.

Also, slavery is abhorent. Your question isn't much different than "You can kill somebody and nobody finds out. Do you do it?"

[arbitrary]

Hell no. Last week's "Would you [censored] this hooker" poll was closer.

==arbitrary

[Hopey]

Is the slave hot?

[The DaveR]

Can you buy/sell them?

[Ad Alta]

If you take the slave, and decide to free him/her, will that slave feel gratitude towards you and do you favors and such?

[Greenfield]

HELL YEAH.

If he is black, I'm sure he has lots of experience and so would make a great slave. I don't want some white guy who doesn't know [censored] looking after me. So this is only if he is black.