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Best L.A. Song
So I'm driving to work this morning listening to some cheesey song by System of a Down (imagine) about "all the maggots smoking fags down on Hollywood Boulevard". Not the most annoying song by them ever. Then they get really crazy talking about "phony people". Phoney people - in LA. Wow, that's a good one. Subtle and sublime as always. Run with it guys.
Anyway this all got me thinking about the "Best L.A. Song ever". Here's my nomination, with the parts I really like in <font color="blue"> blue </font>: Soul Coughing - Screenwriter's Blues Exits to freeways twisted like knots on fingers. Jewels cleaving skin between breasts. Your Cadillac breathes four hundred horses over blue lines. <font color="blue">You are going to Reseda to make love to a model from Ohio whose real name you don't know.</font> You spin like the cadillac was overturning down a cliff on television. And the radio is on and the radioman is speaking and the radioman says women were a curse. So men built Paramount studios. And men built Columbia studios. And men built Los Angeles. It is 5 am and you are listening to Los Angeles. And the radioman says it is a beautiful night out there! And the radioman says Rock and Roll lives! And the radioman says it is a beautiful night out there in Los Angeles. You live in Los Angeles and you are going to Reseda; <font color="blue">we are all in some way or another going to Reseda someday to die. And the radioman laughs because the radioman [censored] a model too.</font> <font color="blue">Gone savage for teenagers with automatic weapons and boundless love. Gone savage for teenagers who are aesthetically pleasing, in other words, fly.</font> Los Angeles beckons the teenagers to come to her on buses; <font color="blue">Los Angeles loves love.</font> It is 5 am and you are listening to Los Angeles. I am going to Los Angeles to build a screenplay about lovers who murder each other. I am going to Los Angeles to see my own name on a screen, five feet long and luminous. As the radioman says it is 5AM and the sun has charred the other side of the world and come back to us and painted the smoke over our heads an imperial violet. It is 5 am and you are listening to Los Angeles. You are listening... You are listening... You are listening... You are listening... ...to Los Angeles. |
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Re: Best L.A. Song
Dammit, I'm going to start writing my posts then having El Diablo post them. [img]/images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img] We'll just have a byline "posted on behalf of suzzer, so someone will actually pay attention".
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Re: Best L.A. Song
I'm old school, so I'll say "I Love L.A." by Randy Newman. Made immortal by its appearance in "The Naked Gun".
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Re: Best L.A. Song
California Love
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Re: Best L.A. Song
suzzer,
You whine like a little punk. But here's a response: Some say the end is near Some say we'll see armageddon soon I certainly hope we will I sure could use a vacation from this [censored] three ring circus sideshow... Of freaks here in this hopeless [censored] hole we call LA The only way to fix it is to flush it all away Any [censored] time, any [censored] day Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay Fret for your figure and Fret for your latte and Fret for your hairpiece and Fret for your lawsuit and Fret for your prozac and Fret for your pilot and Fret for your contract and Fret for your car It's a [censored] three ring circus sideshow... Of freaks here in this hopeless [censored] hole we call LA The only way to fix it is to flush it all away Any [censored] time, any [censored] day Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay Some say a comet will fall from the sky Followed by meteor showers and tidal waves Followed by faultlines that cannot sit still Followed by millions of dumbfounded dipshits. Some say the end is near Some say we'll see armageddon soon I certainly hope we will cuz I sure could use a vacation from this Silly [censored], stupid [censored]... One great big festering neon distraction, I've a suggestion to keep you all occupied Learn to swim Mom's gonna fix it all soon Mom's comin' round to put it back the way it ought to be Learn to swim [censored] L Ron Hubbard and [censored] all his clones [censored] all those gun-toting Hip gangster wannabes Learn to swim [censored] retro anything [censored] your tattoos [censored] all you junkies and [censored] your short memory Learn to swim [censored] smiley glad-hands With hidden agendas [censored] these dysfunctional, Insecure actresses Learn to swim Cuz I'm praying for rain And I'm praying for tidal waves I wanna see the ground give way I wanna watch it all go down Mom please flush it all away I wanna watch it go right in and down I wanna watch it go right in Watch you flush it all away Time to bring it down again Don't just call me pessimist Try and read between the lines I can't imagine why you wouldn't Welcome any change, my friend I wanna see it all come down Suck it down Flush it down |
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Re: Best L.A. Song
[ QUOTE ]
Dammit, I'm going to start writing my posts then having El Diablo post them. [img]/images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img] We'll just have a byline "posted on behalf of suzzer, so someone will actually pay attention". [/ QUOTE ] OK, here's a tip. Posts (or threads that provoke them) consisting of lyrics to a full song suck. Bad. They are possibly the worst posts made on OOT. No-one will f'ing read through the whole post. They will either think 'haha i know that song', or 'wtf song is this, why is he pasting all these lyrics?!?' To summarise, this was a bad idea for a thread. |
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Re: Best L.A. Song
I consider Boys of Summer an LA song, but not sure if it is. Otherwise, that Dogs Eye View (Everclear?) song Santa Monica, or that Sheryl Crowe song are good considerations. sam already took my top pick.
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Re: Best L.A. Song
I agree about posting entire song lyrics. So I figured people would just skim to the blue parts. But if they wanted to read the whole lyrics they could. I really thought I had a made a technical breakthrough here. But I guess not.
Just trying to contribute. And the El Diablo thing was just a bump/joke from what they were saying on the "Dinner" thread. |
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Cool, had a feeling.
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