ahaha so I sit down to two players playing HU.

[tom10167]

And I guess these two are at eachother's
throats, and I guess one of them remembers me! <3
Must luv is 48/6/.6 and the other one is 36/7/2

fatso12: u must love c o c k
fatso12: u f a g
MustLuvPoker: n bluff tom ass
fatso12: tom this guy is CU NT
MustLuvPoker: that why you lose you fat disgusting pig
fatso12: UR MOM
MustLuvPoker: i've seen tom play before...she's worse than you if that 's possible
fatso12: LIKES IT
MustLuvPoker: i just bluffed a bluffer
fatso12: CU NT
MustLuvPoker: good for you fat phuk
MustLuvPoker: you'll be broke before it's over
MustLuvPoker: just like tom
fatso12: I HOPE U GET CANSER
fatso12: CANCER
fatso12: REALLY
fatso12: OR AIDS
MustLuvPoker: stupid phuk
MustLuvPoker: lucky cun t
fatso12: STOP USING MY STCHITCK
MustLuvPoker: su you fat disgusting pig
fatso12: MUST U R FROM FPO...WHERE IS THAT FOR XXXXXS ONLY
MustLuvPoker: Free Poker Online...courtesty of phuk players like you

[tom10167]

The bad beat
Party Poker 1/2 Hold'em (5 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

Preflop: Hero is SB with 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]. MP posts a blind of $1.
<font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, MP (poster) checks, Button calls, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, BB calls, MP calls, Button calls.

Flop: (8 SB) J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(4 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, BB calls, MP folds, Button calls.

Turn: (5.50 BB) 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, BB calls, Button calls.

River: (8.50 BB) J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, BB folds, Button calls.

Final Pot: 10.50 BB

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
Button has Qs Ts (two pair, jacks and tens).
Hero has 8d 8h (full house, eights full of jacks).
Outcome: Hero wins 10.50 BB. </font>
MustLuvPoker: stupid phuk
MustLuvPoker: lucky [censored]
The tilt-inducing bluff-suckout.

Party Poker 1/2 Hold'em (4 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

Preflop: Hero is UTG with 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
<font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, BB calls.

Flop: (4.50 SB) 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
BB checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, BB calls.

Turn: (3.25 BB) 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
BB checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, BB calls.

River: (5.25 BB) 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
BB checks, Hero checks.

Final Pot: 5.25 BB

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
Hero has 5h 3h (one pair, fives).
BB has 4d Jd (high card, jack).
Outcome: Hero wins 5.25 BB. </font>


The spew

Party Poker 1/2 Hold'em (5 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

Preflop: Hero is BB with Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">3 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">SB raises</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero 3-bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">SB caps</font>, Hero calls.

Flop: (8 SB) 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">SB bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#CC3333">SB 3-bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero caps</font>, SB calls.

Turn: (8 BB) 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
SB checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, SB calls.

River: (10 BB) 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
SB checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, SB calls.

Final Pot: 12 BB

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
Hero has Qd Qc (two pair, queens and threes).
SB has Kc Qs (one pair, threes).
Outcome: Hero wins 12 BB. </font>

[tomdemaine]

[ QUOTE ]

fatso12: MUST U R FROM FPO...WHERE IS THAT FOR XXXXXS ONLY


[/ QUOTE ]

cos this is the only offensive thing [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

[Georgia Avenue]

STOP USING MY STCHITCK!

[Lost_My_Stink]

This is the funniest post I've read in a while! I espically like the part where Fatso wishes CANSER on Must Luv.