I like a girl who might want me to marry her so she can become a...

[Gorilla Thrilla]

Citizen.

I met this girl last weekend at a concert. She's friends with a few of my friends, and lives in boston. She's originally from Australia and has been in the states visiting/working for like 2 or 3 months.

Basically when I met her I realized right away that I relaly liked her. I don't know if anyone on here has met any Australians but from the 3 or 4 I've met they are apparently all super cute, friendly, humble and just nice to be around. She fits this stereotype perfectly and is mega-attractive in a cute, short girl type of way.

Anyway we start talking on aim and the conversation is flowing well when this comes up:


australianbabepatrol: im gonna be so depressed getting home
australianbabepatrol: like i cant even think about it
gorillathrilla: yeah, you should marry me and just stay here
australianbabepatrol: i forget i even lived tyhere
australianbabepatrol: haha
australianbabepatrol: yeh u wanna marry me?"
gorillathrilla: sure. anything to help out society.
australianbabepatrol: i think wed only have to keep it up for like 3 years
gorillathrilla: thats a pretty good deal
australianbabepatrol: haha i dont know what u get out of it but its good for me
australianbabepatrol: i guess it means you could go to aussie if u ever wanted
gorillathrilla: i think the test is really hard. like they ask you a ton of crazy [censored] to make sure that we actually know each other. so we'd probably have to hang out a lot before we could actually get approved
Previous message was not received by australianbabepatrol because of error: User australianbabepatrol is not available.

she told me earlier in the conversation that the internet at her job randomy cuts out periodically, so no big deal here.

what should i do? i want to express to her that sure i'll marry you for citizenship but really i just want to fall in love with you and move into a cabin in vermont and chop wood all day?

[rwanger]

1. Curious time for her IM to cut out
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haha i dont know what u get out of it but its good for me

[/ QUOTE ] is not a good sign.

(that is where she's supposed to say: "You'd get laid a lot and I get to stay here")

[Dudd]

I bet strippers are really nice to you too, right?

[administrator]

This is stupid. You shouldn't be trying to marry her, you should be trying to [censored] her. Search for posts by dominic about getting married before 30. If I'm greatly mistaken and you are somehow over the age of 21 atm, ysscky.

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[ElaineMonster]

Dude, you're coming on a little too strong. Stop acting like a stalker weirdo. Don't post on OOT about her until/unless it's serious. Don't offer to marry her. Just be nice and cool and stop thinking about [censored] Vermont.

[RunDownHouse]

My best friend married a Canadian he was dating so she wouldn't have to move back to Canada. It doesn't seem like it takes much to fool immigration, and they're still dating (married?) so that's working out as well, no bad blood. It does give me the chance to make all kinds of jokes at his expense, however.

[Gorilla Thrilla]

lol @ every response so far.

[Dan BRIGHT]

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[Gorilla Thrilla]

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no u [censored] lol

[traz]

I forsee you marrying her and then watching as she bangs other guys