Funniest thing ever said / heard in a LIVE poker game.

[DipsetByrdGame]

before anyone complains that this is exactly like the other post, I am interested to hear witty or smartass comments that people say in real life.

My favorite thing to do, and yes, i copied this from family matters, is when i hit quads, at the showdown i get a disapointed look on my face, and i say, I only have 2 pair... then when they start collecting the pot (assuming this doesnt beat them) you say, OF TENS, or whatever you quaded with. It is hilarious.

[MathEconomist]

Then you get beaten senseless and robbed in the parking lot after the game. Or at least I hope you do after pulling this total d-bag move. That's not a witty comment, it's just being a complete ass. I feel really sorry for you if you can't tell the difference.

[DipsetByrdGame]

lmao. First of all I would never get robbed because I would pull out my gun before that happened. Second of all, it is a joke. It is also a reference from a t.v. show. you have no sense of humor

[Black winter day]

It is really fun to slowroll people, Op is right.
If you are a giant douchebag that is.

[mosdef]

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you have no sense of humor

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...says the guy who steals his jokes from "Family Matters".

Oh my.

[JohnAndersen]

Carl Winslow is as close to jesus as this world has seen.

[dopp16]

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before anyone complains that this is exactly like the other post, I am interested to hear witty or smartass comments that people say in real life.

My favorite thing to do, and yes, i copied this from family matters, is when i hit quads, at the showdown i get a disapointed look on my face, and i say, I only have 2 pair... then when they start collecting the pot (assuming this doesnt beat them) you say, OF TENS, or whatever you quaded with. It is hilarious.

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Puke

[ScottieK]

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before anyone complains that this is exactly like the other post, I am interested to hear witty or smartass comments that people say in real life.

My favorite thing to do, and yes, i copied this from family matters, is when i hit quads, at the showdown i get a disapointed look on my face, and i say, I only have 2 pair... then when they start collecting the pot (assuming this doesnt beat them) you say, OF TENS, or whatever you quaded with. It is hilarious.

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It's so funny that you'd be banned from my home game for being a [censored].

ScottieK

[runout_mick]

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First of all I would never get robbed because I would pull out my gun before that happened.

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You always packin when you hit the casino?

Maybe you could tone it down and switch to numchuks.

That's how I roll...

[ImprovinNewbie]

slow rolling is not nice