If you are not married, then you are not "cheating." Period.

DrewDevil · #1 06-13-2006, 02:15 PM

I am married now, but I used to be single.

Guys who are single, listen to me now: if you are not married, you are not cheating.

The illusion of "commitment" that your girlfriends are cramming down your throats is just that, an illusion. Think about it: do you have a "commitment" to your significant other? Have you spent a lot of time with that person, slept only with that person, maybe even moved in with that person?

Guess what, it means nothing. It is not a real commitment.

Why, do you ask? Because this "commitment" will dissolve the moment one of you meets someone you like better, or just decides to break up. How easy is it to dissolve this "commitment" ? Well, you can pick any one of these convenient four- or five-word phrases:

"I've met someone else."
"I don't love you anymore."
"It's not you, it's me."
"I want to break up."

There you go, that "commitment" is gone! Poof!

Guys, there are thousands, nay millions of women out there who have boyfriends but who are just marking time, waiting for someone "better" to come along. (Yes, I realize guys do this too, thanks, but this PSA is mainly for the guys.)

If that someone better comes along, you can consider yourself lucky, truly lucky, if that woman actually gives you one of those short four-word phrases before she's polishing the other guy's knob. Just as often, that little conversation will be after the fact.

So all this nonsense about "commitment" and "cheating" is just that. You are not married. You are not cheating.

Take advantage of this time in your life to date as many
women as you can. Don't be fooled by their insecure desires for "commitment." They just want to pretend that you're married--unless and until someone better comes along.

Seriously, you need to play the field and meet as many women as you can. This will help you in your search for the right one, so when you do really make a "commitment," you'll really know what it means, and you'll be ready for it.

Here endeth the lesson.

Sephus · #2 06-13-2006, 02:16 PM

idiotic.

asofel · #3 06-13-2006, 02:17 PM

So when your girlfriend crammed my "illusion" down her throat, that wasn't cheating?

Gunny Highway · #4 06-13-2006, 02:17 PM

Congrats on one of the stupidest posts ever.

edit: Where's that damn DB troll signal?

Empty_House · #5 06-13-2006, 02:17 PM

So you wouldn't care if you are dating a girl for a year and then she goes out, parties, and screws some guy every day for a week?

Dids · #6 06-13-2006, 02:19 PM

If you put things in BOLD, then they are TRUE

4_2_it · #7 06-13-2006, 02:19 PM

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GGrey · #8 06-13-2006, 02:20 PM

OP is ludicrous. So you support abstaining from any sort of loyalty and faith simply to get as much/the widest variety of ass possible? What will commitment mean to you if all you've done with your life is remain whimsical and irresponsible?

This is dumb

noggindoc · #9 06-13-2006, 02:20 PM

Did someone have a bad experience somewhere along the line here?

Aloysius · #10 06-13-2006, 02:22 PM

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I am married now, but I used to be single.

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That's usually how it works.

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If that someone better comes along, you can consider yourself lucky, truly lucky, if that woman actually gives you one of those short four-word phrases before she's polishing the other guy's knob. Just as often, that little conversation will be after the fact.

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Been cheated on much?

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Take advantage of this time in your life to date as many
women as you can. Don't be fooled by their insecure desires for "commitment." They just want to pretend that you're married--unless and until someone better comes along.

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OK.

Thank you for this helpful post.

-Al