There's a party starting on my lawn..what now?

[Steven_Q_Erkel]

My roommates and I live in a party house and we just had a party last weekend...and none this weekend...but there are like 50 people i've never seen before right outside waiting for a party...there are about 10 of us here watching a movie and a couple of us putting in a poker session, we're all too lazy to party or anything else.

We already told them there's no party tonite but they're all standing in the parking lot beside the house and accumulating.

a lot of young girls.

what do we do? me and my buddy are in the office with the door locked playing poker and keeping an eye on them.

[Steven_Q_Erkel]

another car load of people were just dropped off

[Duff]

Did they bring booze?

[Steven_Q_Erkel]

yeah, for themselves.

[THAY3R]

Only let the girls in.


Or say you will only host the party if some of the girls service you and your friends first.

[Case Closed]

I will be living in a party house next year. Hopefully I can look forward to this type of stuff.

[Duff]

Invite the youngins in for a game of strip poker.

[szw]

write a note on the window saying "inside?"

[Blarg]

Let people in to your "unannouced" party only in exchange for weed, high quality booze, or sexual favors, very cute chicks excepted but only just barely -- they should feel a sense of obligation.

Enjoy.

[SlackerMcFly]

Turn on the sprinkler system. Duh.