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Old 06-09-2006, 07:19 PM
NorCalJosh NorCalJosh is offline
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Default On Becoming an Assassin..

theoretically, if someone were to want to become a professional assassin, how would they go about breaking into the business? is there some kind of school or summer camp for this thing? is prior military experience a necessity in most cases? and how would you advertise this new business?
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Old 06-09-2006, 07:19 PM
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If you're a 12 year-old girl I have some ideas, other than that, not so much.
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Old 06-09-2006, 07:20 PM
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In junior high this was my chosen profession.
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Old 06-09-2006, 07:21 PM
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Old 06-09-2006, 07:22 PM
NorCalJosh NorCalJosh is offline
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In junior high this was my chosen profession.

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is there anyone who DIDNT want to do this in junior high?
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Old 06-09-2006, 07:22 PM
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i'm sure you could do pretty good business just advertising on here. there are a lot of 2+2ers who could use a hit put out on someone who disrespected them at a party or bartenders who didn't replace drinks they spilled.
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Old 06-09-2006, 07:25 PM
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Default Re: On Becoming an Assassin..

I don't know where you can learn all that super-cool stuff movie assasins do, but getting hit jobs is probably just about knowing people in the underworld.
Meet some drug dealers. If they're small-timers, meet the people above them. Repeat until you are a business associates with some dangerous people. Dangerous people often want someone killed.
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Old 06-09-2006, 07:26 PM
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military experience helps, nerves of steel and creativity. Intelligence is a must. theres a certain crowd you must have been around with to get into this business.
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Old 06-09-2006, 07:27 PM
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Read the book Donnie Brasco, I can give you the names of a few bars and hangouts in Chicago, do what Donnie did, but dont work for the FBI.
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Old 06-09-2006, 07:28 PM
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Your best bet would probably be to start by getting training as a professional mercenary. There are camps for this sort of thing, but I don't really know how you would go about getting into one. Check out the book "One Mean Soldier" for a bit more info. Great read anyway.
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