"Supersized" Bad Beat (McDonald's trip report)

[WiltOnTilt]

Ok so I realize my first mistake was going to McD's in the first place...

After putting in a nice -5.5 buyin 2 hour session at NL400 w/ my coach watching, I decided it was time for some food. Because I travel a lot for work, the only thing near the hotel is this McDonalds, so I drive over (about 10:30 at night).

By this time at night, they are in drive through only mode and I'm 3rd in line. I see this guy on his cell phone standing in the lot looking around. Eventually he comes up to my car...I'm gripping the steering wheel ready to turn towards him and hit the gas if anything drastic occurs. he knocks on the passenger window and i roll it down a tad and he says "hey man, can you order me some food? they won't allow me to walk through the drive through".

Despite my initial impression, he seems reasonable enough, hands me a $5 and i prepare to order his chicken nuggets. I request two orders to simplify things, but I'm told by the bitch inside that's against their policy. I begin to protest, but then I think better of it as I don't want excess bodily fluids in my food. After placing my order, I pull around where I wait for 20+ minutes in line. There are at least 3 cars behind me. The weirdo is still standing in the lot on his phone and keeps looking over at me like I'm supposed to hurry up. WTF

So I finally pull up to the window, pay and receive a bag of food + 1 extra bag so I can put ol' boy's grub in. Instinctively, I pull ahead as there are multiple cars behind me and we've been waiting forever. As I'm transferring food from my bag to his, I realize they've forgotten my fries. I got large, he got medium, so it's definitely mine. Plus I'm not sure that I really want to tell this guy he has no fries. So i throw the car in park, walk over to the window and ask if I could get my fries.

Some lady in there says "we need to see your receipt". I'm like "lady, i just got my food < 30 seconds ago, why do you need to see a receipt?" She replied "it's our policy". So I say "listen, I'm not a fry thief. Furthermore, if I wanted to steal your fries, all I'd have to do is leave my fries in the car, bring you the receipt!"

After 3-4 minutes, the lady that originally handed me my food goes and gives me some fries. So I walk back over to the car with my food, get in, and the guy is still standing there. He looks irritated and says "Hey where's the ketchup?" and I drive off with my cold food.

Cliff Notes: I order some food for a weirdo in the parking lot who doesn't have a car, they forget my fries and want a receipt to prove purchase even though I just drove through < 1 minute ago. Logic prevails, I finally get my fries, my food is cold, and the weirdo gets his meal minus the ketchup, which he's mad about. All this after a -5 buyin 2 hour session at NL400.

KoW

[Greenfield]

tlab;dr

[derosnec]

When he asks about the ketchup, you should yell . . . O-REN ISHII!!!!!! . . . . and then slice off his head.

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never post again

[neuroman]

You should have gone back and smeared your feces on the drive thru speaker. That'd learnem.

[GGrey]

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tlab;dr

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Okay I've been waiting forever to ask, but, wtf does this tl;dr thing mean?

[Freerollin`]

I feel like my IQ has dropped significantly from reading this.

What the hell are you talking about?

[Panophobia]

thanks for wasting my time idiot boy.

[jackdaniels]

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tlab;dr

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Okay I've been waiting forever to ask, but, wtf does this tl;dr thing mean?

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tl;dr = too long; didnt read.

not sure what "tlab;dr" means.

[WiltOnTilt]

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thanks for wasting my time idiot boy.

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tlab;dr

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never post again

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Alright, alright mods can lock/delete.

KoW