Tough Choice- Free Porn, Coffee or Work?

[chachi]

While going for my morning walk to Starbucks, I saw two porn mags beside the curb of the street. One was a Penthouse and one was a Hustler.

I was running late as it was. If I picked them up to add to the collection, I would either have skip the coffee or bring them with to the Starbucks and risk people seeing me with them.

If I had more time, I could take the mags back to the pad and then head out again to Starbucks, but that wasn't an option.

So my choices were to skip the coffe for free porn or bring the porn to Starbucks with me.

I guess I could have left them to be picked up on my way back home, but I doubt they would have still been there.

After much thought, I decided to grab the mags and head home. Needlessto say, I flipped through them and then made another decision... I called in sick for work, so I could enjoy my find all day long.

Did I make the right choice?

[MelchyBeau]

uh, there is free porn on the internet.

You should have gone to starbucks, then to work

[The once and future king]

I can deduce from this that you suck at the interweb.

[acoustix]

Diebitter?

[Happy Time Harry]

[Overdrive]

Wow, they still actually make porno magazines?


That seems so 1970's.

[Elevens]

Jesus, this is horrible.

Diebitter?

[acoustix]

This is soooooooooo Diebitter. Look at the SN. Chachi was on Happy Days, and guess who DB's hero is........thats right, the Fonz. Where is my custom title?

[chachi]

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Wow, they still actually make porno magazines?


That seems so 1970's.

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Well, that was the whole thing. When is the last time anyone looked at an actual porn mag? It was a new experience that I just couldn't pass up.

At 16, I was all about the porn. At 37, I'm more about the coffee. After which I'm awake and then I'd be all about the porn...