Ask drunk Alobar a question

[Alobar]

Yes thats right, its monfday night and im wasted. But its you lucky night cuz you can ask me anything you want and I cuguruntee an honest drunk answer.

what you waiting for??

[mason55]

Shouldn't this be in the alcohol forum?

[bobbyi]

How drunk are you?

[Badboyy]

a hooker accidently calls you instead of her " date ". she just happens to be not far from you and offers a quick BJ for $100.00 downstaris in your car or hers... accept ?

[Alobar]

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How drunk are you?

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A bottle of wed wine, several beers, a couple ciragreets (I dont smoke, so I got a sweet bucz from that) and 2 jager bobms. My last meal was arounf noon. It was a fried egg snadwich with some tomatoe and mustanrd, so there isnt much to soak it up with.

On a scale of 1-10. IO am an 8.5

[Anacardo]

How come you hate Krishan so much?

[Alobar]

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a hooker accidently calls you instead of her " date ". she just happens to be not far from you and offers a quick BJ for $100.00 downstaris in your car or hers... accept ?

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If she sounded hot on the phone and I could bring her down to $20, Im in.

[d-baggery]

do you hate the homeless?

[wacki]

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you can ask me anything you want and I cuguruntee an honest drunk answer.

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Ever screwed an inanimate object? If so, what was it?

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Alobar,

how did things work out the GF and the friend with the name mix up?

Jeremy