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Old 06-01-2006, 05:11 AM
Daniel.No2 Daniel.No2 is offline
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Default how i think of bad beat

these days bad defeat
i know i must learn to receive it
i say to myself
a guy has a gun-straight draw 4 ours drawn out you
wow , it is so normal, never think of it is a bad beat

how about AK vs A2 , river card he got a 2
3 outs, it is not bad defeat 6% not too small

then what is bad beat?

AA vs KK lose he got a K at the river, 2 outs

no , it is not bad beat


i tell myself,
1 he has only one out , caught it at river
2 it is big pot
3 he play it like straight flush, raise and reraise me with me, if he passive call me and drawn out me with one out
i forgive him

i call this bad beat

i forbid myself tilt cause the badbeat
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Old 06-01-2006, 05:57 AM
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Default Re: how i think of bad beat

whats your point
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Old 06-01-2006, 08:54 AM
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Forbid tilt! Let us GOGOGOGOGO!!!!!
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Old 06-01-2006, 10:01 AM
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Default Re: how i think of bad beat


i'm sleepy and hungry.

wookie - please don't lock this, let miles release his inner bot.
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Old 06-01-2006, 10:33 AM
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Default Re: how i think of bad beat

I dunno. I kinda want to move it to BBV because they really enjoy reading this guy's poems. Not to mention that it's their subject matter.
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Old 06-01-2006, 10:40 AM
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Default Re: how i think of bad beat

It's a good poem.
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Old 06-01-2006, 11:18 AM
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Default Re: Bad beat poetry

Anyone have a good bad beat haiku? I'll give one a shot:

Flopped my set of jacks.
Villain check-raises all-in
and back-doors a flush.

Wow, I feel better now. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
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Old 06-01-2006, 12:01 PM
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stfu
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Old 06-01-2006, 12:21 PM
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Default Re: Bad beat poetry

[ QUOTE ]
Anyone have a good bad beat haiku? I'll give one a shot:

Flopped my set of jacks.
Villain check-raises all-in
and back-doors a flush.

Wow, I feel better now. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[/ QUOTE ]

My pair flops the boat
Fishy villain has but trips
River brings him quads
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Old 06-01-2006, 12:25 PM
DcifrThs DcifrThs is offline
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Default Re: how i think of bad beat

where are you from?

where did you learn english?

what is your native language?

Barron
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