end of session [censored]ARGHFIDIOTWHATTHEHELLTILTTTTT

Mik1w · #1 05-24-2006, 04:08 PM

Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $ BB (10 handed) internettexasholdem.com

MP3 ($13.81)
Hero ($25)
Button ($13.03)
SB ($24.40)
BB ($19.20)
UTG ($4.40)
UTG+1 ($16.17)
UTG+2 ($68.45)
MP1 ($8.94)
MP2 ($28.23)

Preflop: Hero is CO with A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]. SB posts a blind of $0.10.
1 fold, UTG+1 calls $0.25, 4 folds, Hero raises to $1, 3 folds, UTG+1 calls $0.75.

Flop: ($2.35) K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)
UTG+1 checks, Hero bets $3, UTG+1 calls $3.

Turn: ($8.35) 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)
UTG+1 checks, Hero checks.

River: ($8.35) 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
UTG+1 bets $6.49, Hero calls $6.49.

Final Pot: $21.33

Results in white below:
UTG+1 has 7s Js (three of a kind, jacks).
Hero has Ah Ks (two pair, kings and jacks).
Outcome: UTG+1 wins $21.33.

Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $ BB (10 handed) internettexasholdem.com

MP2 ($17.16)
Hero ($25.38)
CO ($12.43)
Button ($24.65)
SB ($10.35)
BB ($4.75)
UTG ($35.35)
UTG+1 ($65.05)
UTG+2 ($10.47)
MP1 ($25.20)

Preflop: Hero is MP3 with K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]. SB posts a blind of $0.10.
5 folds, Hero raises to $1, 2 folds, SB (poster) calls $0.90, 1 fold.

Flop: ($2.25) J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)

Turn: ($2.25) Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)

River: ($2.25) 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)

Final Pot: $2.25

Results in white below:
SB has Qd Qs (full house, queens full of fives).
Hero has Kd Kh (two pair, kings and fives).
Outcome: SB wins $2.25.

Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $ BB (9 handed) internettexasholdem.com

UTG ($9.75)
UTG+1 ($21.17)
MP1 ($11.41)
MP2 ($23.90)
MP3 ($9)
CO ($24)
Button ($52.86)
Hero ($25.42)
BB ($5.95)

Preflop: Hero is SB with A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]. MP3 posts a blind of $0.25. Hero posts a blind of $0.10.
1 fold, UTG+1 calls $0.25, MP1 raises to $0.5, 3 folds, Button calls $0.50, Hero (poster) raises to $1.9, BB calls $1.75, UTG+1 folds, MP1 calls $1.50, Button folds.

Flop: ($7) T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (3 players)
Hero bets $2, BB calls $2, MP1 calls $2.

Turn: ($13) K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (3 players)

River: ($13) 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (3 players)

Final Pot: $13

Results in white below:
Hero has Ad Kd (two pair, kings and tens).
BB has 9h Td (full house, tens full of nines).
MP1 has 7c Kc (two pair, kings and tens).
Outcome: BB wins $13.

PLUS PLENTY more
ARGH WTF

most annoying thing in the world BECAUSE I PLAYED THE BEST POKER IVE PLAYED IN THE WORLD

depositing and depositing and depositing again and again and again becuase of these [censored] wank GAYCLOWN IDIOT CHILDREN GAHAHHAHAHAHH

ARGH FFFSSSS
WHATS WORSE

I have a [censored] solid exam tomorrow and this has put me right off work for it
[censored] EVERYTHING
I HATE STUFF

name something for me to smash
pint glass already down, also spilt coca cola all over myself in a reflex reacion of pure rage, and to top it off, PARTYPOKER IS SOFTWARE DESIGNED BY FAGMONKEYS WHO DONT KNOW WHICH HAND IS THEIR LEFT HAND FROM THEIR RIGHT.

GAH
nothing tilts me more than losing a [censored] of money, spilling a pint of coke on myself, having to revise, losing money on poker due to garbage hands, AND NOT EVEN TILTING UNTIL NOW, when I stop

GIMME SOMETHING TO BREAK

ARGH WTF
..lol... I am SO angry...

Mik1w · #2 05-24-2006, 04:12 PM

some ammendments:

I went all in in the ottom two hands, but it turns out that whoever made the hand converter is closely related to the people who designed party software.

also. ARHGHGHGHGHGHWGNQN"%()"N(