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Old 05-24-2006, 04:00 AM
AEKDBet AEKDBet is offline
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Default NL hand needs a catchy title; fails.

By default I assume everyone @ table is a dumb [censored] donkey.

UTG ($413.65)
MP ($572.57)
<font color="#C00000">CO ($167.96)</font>
<font color="#C00000">Button ($225.40)</font>
<font color="#C00000">Hero ($383)</font>
BB ($541.25)

Preflop: Hero is SB with K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]. Hero posts a blind of $2.
<font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, CO calls $4, <font color="#CC3333">Button raises to $15</font>, Hero (poster) calls $13, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, CO calls $11.

Flop: ($49) A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $20</font>, CO calls $20, Button calls $20.

MUAHAHA, AAA + FLUSHIE NO [censored] GOOD. FULL HIZZLE PAIN TRAIN TIME BABEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111 EAT IT UP U [censored] DONKS




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Turn: ($109) 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
Hero calls $348 (All-In), CO calls $132.96 (All-In), Button calls $190.40 (All-In).

River: ($780.36) 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players, 3 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: $780.36

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
Hero has Ks Kh (full house, kings full of aces).
CO has 5d 4d (flush, ace high).
Button has As Ac (four of a kind, aces).
Outcome: Button wins $622.76. Hero wins $157.60. </font>





The beautiful SHIP IT moment.



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Old 05-24-2006, 04:05 AM
fresherthanflynt fresherthanflynt is offline
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Default Re: NL hand needs a catchy title; fails.

To the 30... To the 20... To The 10... Oh he falls down drops the ball gets cancer breaks his leg dies twice gets electrocuted and catches gonhorrea....

What a Play John....
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Old 05-24-2006, 04:05 AM
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Default Re: NL hand needs a catchy title; fails.

POANED
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Old 05-24-2006, 04:08 AM
2+2 wannabe 2+2 wannabe is offline
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Default Re: NL hand needs a catchy title; fails.

KKK DOWN WITH WHITEY
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Old 05-24-2006, 04:11 AM
JKratzer JKratzer is offline
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Default Re: NL hand needs a catchy title; fails.

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Preflop: Hero is SB with K, K. Hero posts a blind of $2.
2 folds, CO calls $4, Button raises to $15,<font color="blue"> Hero (poster) calls $13</font>, 1 fold, CO calls $11.


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[img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]
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Old 05-24-2006, 04:14 AM
AEKDBet AEKDBet is offline
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Default Re: NL hand needs a catchy title; fails.

shiiiiiiiit, I know about some reraisin' son
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Old 05-24-2006, 04:27 AM
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Default Re: NL hand needs a catchy title; fails.

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Preflop: Hero is SB with K, K. Hero posts a blind of $2.
2 folds, CO calls $4, Button raises to $15,<font color="blue"> Hero (poster) calls $13</font>, 1 fold, CO calls $11.


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[img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

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he put him on AA
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Old 05-24-2006, 05:01 AM
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Default Re: NL hand needs a catchy title; fails.

Who dilligently takes screenshot of hands like this???
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Old 05-24-2006, 05:49 AM
keikiwai keikiwai is offline
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Default Re: NL hand needs a catchy title; fails.

How can you take 2 shots in a row, doesn't the 1st one get erased when you take the second one?
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Old 05-24-2006, 05:57 AM
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Default Re: NL hand needs a catchy title; fails.

You got outplayed that hand
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