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Old 05-20-2006, 02:30 AM
gmack15 gmack15 is offline
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Default To save the world...

In order to save the world, you are presented with a situation.

You have to have sex with

a) a 12 year old girl

or

b) a 90 year old grandma

Which one do you choose? And why?
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Old 05-20-2006, 02:31 AM
traz traz is offline
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Default Re: To save the world...

a 12 year old girl, and thats when the world isn't in danger
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Old 05-20-2006, 02:33 AM
Duff Duff is offline
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Default Re: To save the world...

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a 12 year old girl, and thats when the world isn't in danger

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Was going to be my post word for word.
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Old 05-20-2006, 02:33 AM
fslexcduck fslexcduck is offline
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Default Re: To save the world...

a better question:

in order to save the world, you have to abstain from having sex, for one whole month, with 12 yr old girls and 90 yr old grandmas. could you do it?
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Old 05-20-2006, 02:34 AM
Ren McCormack Ren McCormack is offline
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Default Re: To save the world...

How about we save OOT and the world at the same time?

A-Break your hands with a hammer so you cant post anymore
B-remove your testicles so you cant reproduce
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Old 05-20-2006, 03:33 AM
Tron Tron is offline
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Default Re: To save the world...

[ QUOTE ]
a better question:

in order to save the world, you have to abstain from having sex, for one whole month, with 12 yr old girls and 90 yr old grandmas. could you do it?

[/ QUOTE ]

Wait, what? So you're not allowed to have sex with 12-year-olds or 90-year-olds (grandmothers, no less)? I think I'm up to that challenge.
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Old 05-20-2006, 11:28 AM
GambleGamble GambleGamble is offline
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Default Re: To save the world...

She may look like a 12 year old but she [censored] like a 13 yr old
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Old 05-20-2006, 06:20 PM
DerFleisch DerFleisch is offline
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Default Re: To save the world...

With that choice, I believe the world would have to die.
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