Hand nicknames? (NC)

[TurdFerguson]

In response to keiki's admonition to call 10-7 suited the "Jack Hammer" (??) [see http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/sh...Number=5865830 ], I'm wondering (as I'm in need of a good laugh today) what other fun and/or retarded nicknames people have invented for particular starting hands. I'm not talking about the ones everyone knows [e.g. AK is Big Slick] -- I'm talking about ones you or a friend have invented. Background stories are welcome too.

I'll start: I won a decent pot last night w/ two black kings. I immediately dubbed this hand the Kings of Comedy. *rimshot*

Thank you, I'll be here all week. Try the veal!

[keikiwai]

Turd,

BBV is your friend and mentor.

[Dan Bitel]

K3o in my home games in known as "the bus" due to the K3 bus that runs past a friends house. It also "never lets you down"

[keikiwai]

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K3o in my home games in known as "the bus" due to the K3 bus that runs past a friends house. It also "never lets you down"

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Is correct change appreciated?

[beavens]

69 = big lick

[Dan Bitel]

Q3 = gay waiter

[keikiwai]

Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] = Granny Mae
88 = Snowmen
77 = Shovels
42 = Life the Universe and Everything

[ticks]

QQ = Siegfried and Roy.

Old, and not really funny either [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

[kolotoure]

Presto!

[beavens]

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55 = Presto!

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FYP for the uninformed