Words of Wisdom Vol 1: Impressing Chicks with ferret ownership

[rwanger]

Begin Wisdom.

In recent, unscientific polling of both attached and single women, I would advise all the men in the audience not to mention their ferret ownership to potential mates. Apparently it makes you seem "creepy". She'll have to find out sooner or later when she eventually comes to your house (although living with your parents might be a good stalling excuse). But why stack the deck against yourself beforehand?

Maybe you'll get lucky and she won't be grossed out by "those long rats".

End Wisdom.

[Blarg]

This is the very same reason I never mention drinking my own urine anymore.

[highlife]

not completely true. my ex-girlfriend used to jokingly tell me she would leave me for some guy with a ferret. she loved those rats but I wouldn't let her get one.

now im not sure if she was joking.

[Bluffoon]

Ferrets are great pets. They sure do stink though.

[27offsuit]

Man, those things smell like a wet towel that a dog pissed on and then threw in a laundry hamper for a week.

[swede123]

Ferrets have all the crappy traits of dogs and cats rolled into one disgusting creature.

Swede

[MelchyBeau]

I want a ferret, but they are illegal in California

[gumpzilla]

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Ferrets have all the crappy traits of dogs and cats rolled into one disgusting creature.

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But if you grab them by the scruff of the neck, they yawn and then go limp and just sit there in your hand basically asleep. Supposedly this is so Mama Ferret can carry them around. It's one of the cuter things I've ever seen a mammal do.

[Gunny Highway]

So what do we think of ferrets? How about those cute little Sugar Glider things?

[sushijerk]

Ferrets are cool as hell. Why would chicks not dig these? I learned to like them because my female friend had one.