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05-17-2006, 01:15 PM
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What should I say to the next jehova\'s witness?
Just had two come to the door and I was trying to tell them about my latest downswing but they wouldn't let me get a word in...I'd like to be better prepared for next time so I don't have to stand there while my breakfast gets cold listening to how I should live longer then a parrot. Anyone know any good jehova-stumping questions that I can throw their way? I don't want to come off like a dick, just smarter then they are.
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05-17-2006, 01:26 PM
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Re: What should I say to the next jehova\'s witness?
 Problem solved.
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05-17-2006, 01:31 PM
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Re: What should I say to the next jehova\'s witness?
Jehovah's Witnesses believe that somewhere around 40,000 people get into heaven while the rest just go to some lesser "earthly paradise." Next time one knocks on your door, ask him how many of his family members he expects to accompany him to the promised land. Raise, call, or fold depending on response.
-Michael
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#7
05-17-2006, 02:36 PM
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Re: What should I say to the next jehova\'s witness?
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"I'm Catholic". Works every single time, and you don't have to be a dick to them. [/ QUOTE ] I think the goal was to be a dick to them.
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#8
05-17-2006, 02:39 PM
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Re: What should I say to the next jehova\'s witness?
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Jehovah's Witnesses believe that somewhere around 40,000 people get into heaven while the rest just go to some lesser "earthly paradise." [/ QUOTE ] Am I the only one who thinks "earthly paradise" sounds a lot better than heaven? I hope that's not part of the sales pitch.
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#9
05-17-2006, 02:40 PM
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Re: What should I say to the next jehova\'s witness?
Tell them you sold your soul to the Devil.
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05-17-2006, 02:41 PM
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Re: What should I say to the next jehova\'s witness?
When they come to the door just take your pants and underwear off.
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