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Old 05-17-2006, 04:31 AM
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Old 05-17-2006, 04:32 AM
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Um, that's a pretty loud fart?
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Old 05-17-2006, 04:34 AM
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yes my eyes are still watering (no it didn't stink, just from laughing)...the look on her face was classic, like "what the f--- was that noise, was that really me" look.
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Old 05-17-2006, 04:35 AM
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Woah woah, wait a minute ... girls fart?
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Old 05-17-2006, 04:38 AM
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Old 05-17-2006, 04:42 AM
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damn, beat me to it.
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Old 05-17-2006, 04:43 AM
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OK, the fact that you were asleep with your girlfriend, she farted, it woke the two of you up, and you decided you had to post to OOT?

Pretty [censored] up, man. Laugh it off. That's one of the fun things about living with a girl.

Of course, then you have to SIIHP.
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Old 05-17-2006, 04:43 AM
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First thing I thought of.
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Old 05-17-2006, 04:45 AM
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I seem to regularly run across [censored] posters still posting in OOT. What's the deal with this?
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Old 05-17-2006, 04:56 AM
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OK, the fact that you were asleep with your girlfriend, she farted, it woke the two of you up, and you decided you had to post to OOT?

Pretty [censored] up, man. Laugh it off. That's one of the fun things about living with a girl.

Of course, then you have to SIIHP.

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I was awake and reading OOT on my laptop in bed..and she passes gas in her sleep all the time but usually its just girly little toots...this was like a mexican barking spider/ ass clapper/ crop duster type symphony with subwoofer type deal...and it wasn't even the fart itself that was special it was the confusion she created for herself...classic moment, and she won't live this one down...and yes it is one of the fun things about living with a girl...
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