i crushed some guy's nuts tonight

lucas9000 · #1 07-15-2005, 11:25 PM

playing lacrosse tonight i was winding up for a shot, and a defenseman stepped in front of me as i was shooting and the ball hit him directly in the nuts. thank god he was wearing a cup. regardless, he was down on the ground for a bit and hobbled off the field. i felt bad, but there was nothing i could do. i think all guys feel empathy when another guy gets smacked in the jewels....or maybe it's just me?

PokerCat69 · #2 07-15-2005, 11:30 PM

You owe that guy a few beers.

Phoenix1010 · #3 07-15-2005, 11:33 PM

Not just you. Even hearing about it makes me cringe. Definitely owe that guy a beer.

Arnfinn Madsen · #4 07-15-2005, 11:35 PM

Buy him a lap dance, and his nuts will forgive you.

P.Dirty · #5 07-15-2005, 11:50 PM

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Buy him a hot, disease-free hooker, and his nuts will forgive you.

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FYP

*TT* · #6 07-16-2005, 12:09 AM

Did you kiss it to make it better?

Wait a sec, I'm getting confused with Big Steve.

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pearljam · #7 07-16-2005, 12:12 AM

I dont like your avatar, please change it.

tworooks · #8 07-16-2005, 12:14 AM

It's weird, when I get hit in the balls it doesn't hurt that bad.

Tron · #9 07-16-2005, 12:20 AM

One time I blocked a lacrosse shot with my cup and I instinctively started screaming, but then I realized, "Hey, I have a cup on!" so I just continued playing.

But unless you are really, really bad, I'm guessing your shot is harder than any member of the team we were playing at the time's.

Blarg · #10 07-16-2005, 12:26 AM

Just hearing about stuff like that, and vasectomies, and those exams where they thrust a rod up your weenie to check for diseases, makes probably every guy start to shrink everywhere at the same time.