yo mamma thread

[gilbert]

I've been telling a lot of "yo mamma" jokes lately. They are timeless. I've been looking for some good ones. Post them here.

I'll start..

yo mamma's so greasy she uses bacon as a band-aid.

[absoludicrous]

Yo momma's so old, her social security number is 6.

[LionelHutz00]

yo mama's so ugly when you were born, the doctor slapped her.
yo mama's so dumb she thought a quarterback was a refund.
yo mama's so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger came out of george washington's nose.
yo mama's so poor she lives in a two story dorito bag. (i never really got this one but i always thought it was funny for some reason)

[I am fish]

Yo mama's so big, she whistles bass.

[Full Metal]

Yo mamma's so fat she sat on a rainbow and a skittle popped out

[I am fish]

Yo mama's so nasty, when I went to your house and asked "what's for dinner?", yo mama jumped up on the dinner table, spread her legs, and screamed "crabs!"

[Gary Stevenson]

idk if there has been a thread about the show "your mama" on mtv hosted by wilmur valderama (sp?), but that show is so terrible i cant believe it hasn't been canceled yet. I'll admit there have been a few (very few) funny jokes told, but on the whole the comedians are so bad it's painful. anyone else think it's one of the worst shows on tv?

[Reef]

yo momma so fat, her nickname is 'DAYAMN'

yo momma so fat, she uses a mattress as a maxi pad

[PoBoy321]

Your mother is so rotund that when she sits around the magnificently appointed Tuscan villa, she SITS AROUND the magnificently appointed Tuscan villa!

[frankster]

Yo Mamma is so fat, she's got her own zipcode