Party Just closed my account for good.. BAD BEAT??

[pokersucks]

After winning with less than 3% over 489 hands with aa kk qq and JJ, yes Im serious...

I decided for the last week to go on the offensive withe these sand jigs... I got into some verbal warfare that concluded with the following..

"Since you carpet cowboys are reluctant to turn off the bad beat switch that has taken 90% of my roll in the last weeks, I just wanted to let you know that I hope my country bombs your god forsaken [censored] hole and all of your immediate family is dismembered and or maimed, I further add to my wish list, that you are there to witness this and that you may helplessly watch as the lifeblood of your loved ones ooozes from every orafice. I pray that they squeel in pain and you pray helplessly while they feel the pain you have doled out to me. May your wife cheat on you with the biggest, blackest jig on the planet and your children be raped repeatedly by men in cloaks."

Yours truly
Go f yourself

Now my account is closed forever, go figure

[Requiem1010]

Brag?

[Dan BRIGHT]

489 hands, are you kidding? I whipe a monkeys ass with 489 hands worth of bad beats

[pokersucks]

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489 hands, are you kidding? I whipe a monkeys ass with 489 hands worth of bad beats

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Let me rephrase.... I won less than 3% when i had aa kk qq and jj...

not that many PLAYED HANDS!!!

I lost about 120k btw, so I truly do hope all of their relatives die horribly.

Also, I was a winning player for over 6 figures for last 4 years, so unless I got donk ass lucky for about 3 million hands over 4 years, they sure flipped some chit on me..

Again, before you really judge, please see 3% with top 4 hands in poker over a months time.. Also, it isnt like any of my other hands were winning..

Its been fairly common for me to be 19/9/1.7 and lose 200-300 BB per session. I dropped abotu 2k big bets. FUN

[tomdemaine]

Weren't you supposed to kill yourself?

[pokersucks]

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Weren't you supposed to kill yourself?

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Just another thing I failed at brotha, preach.

[Dan BRIGHT]

You know, you dont hAVEA to always go to showdown with big pocket pairs?

[pokersucks]

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You know, you dont hAVEA to always go to showdown with big pocket pairs?

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2k big bets later you tell me.. thanks

[tom10167]

Parasites will be excited when you're dead?
One bite of wedding cake and I about threw up!
Dark, light, dark-light, day after day.
Flies weren't invited but they wouldn't go away.
Won't you lay down? Won't you lay me down? Won't you lay down? Won't you lay me down....

[JayKon]

God I hope this is a joke and that you didn't really send that email to Party support. Unfortunatly, I beleive that you did send it.

You are a sick man and I so wish that some of your own curse befalls you