cardsharkk04 hit and runs me like a bitch.

[viciouspenguin]

viciouspenguin vs. cardsharkk04

I'll play you 2000PL until I go broke or you go broke. Play or shut up.

Here's the background:

I started playing NL a week ago, jumped right into 3/6NL playing pretty LAG. There's one table that's 3-handed, where I keep reraising cardsharkk04 (I have direct position on him). He keeps folding, so I keep doing it. I stop for a little once the table fills up, then I do it a few more times. I know eventually he's going to stand up/set me up, but at the moment I'm just taking his money.

***** Hand History for Game 4180292930 *****
$600 NL Texas Hold'em - Thursday, May 04, 00:07:39 ET 2006
Table Table 95477 (No DP) (Real Money)
Seat 2 is the button
Total number of players : 4
Seat 2: cardsharkk04 ( $579 )
Seat 5: BillisMyName ( $695.18 )
Seat 6: r1deordie ( $615.04 )
Seat 3: viciouspenguin ( $778.53 )
viciouspenguin posts small blind [$3].
BillisMyName posts big blind [$6].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to viciouspenguin [ Jh Ah ]
>You have options at Table 97888 Table!.
r1deordie folds.
cardsharkk04 raises [$22].
>You have options at Poker Pals (No DP) Table!.
viciouspenguin raises [$63].
a9291974 has joined the table.
>You have options at Table 97888 Table!.
BillisMyName folds.
>You have options at Table 96205 Table!.
cardsharkk04 calls [$44].
** Dealing Flop ** [ 9h, Kh, 5c ]
>You have options at Table 97888 Table!.
viciouspenguin bets [$100].
>You have options at Table 105917 (No DP) Table!.
cardsharkk04 calls [$100].
** Dealing Turn ** [ 4d ]
viciouspenguin checks.
>You have options at Table 100978 (No DP) Table!.
cardsharkk04 is all-In.
>You have options at Table 96205 Table!.
viciouspenguin calls [$413].
** Dealing River ** [ Js ]
viciouspenguin shows [ Jh, Ah ] a pair of jacks.
cardsharkk04 doesn't show [ As, 6s ] high card ace.
viciouspenguin wins $1162 from the main pot with a pair of jacks.

Then we play this hand - not only did I have a draw but I was pretty sure there was no way he bets so much on the turn with a K or strong hand... I may have played it poorly, but I didn't think I didn't given my hand and past history.

Of course now he thinks I'm a fish, so doing what he thinks is best, he starts talking [censored] and berating me.

Here is the chat that followed:

cardsharkk04: ur a fish huh?
viciouspenguin: cmon, we both knew you were tired of me reraising
viciouspenguin: dont be mad
cardsharkk04: i'm glad
cardsharkk04: cuz now I know u suck
viciouspenguin: im not the one who drops his entire br at 5/10NL
cardsharkk04: online bankroll
cardsharkk04: at 10/20
cardsharkk04: huge difference
viciouspenguin: sorry, must have read wrong
cardsharkk04: i probably have more in the bank than you will have in 4 years
viciouspenguin: i actually have a 6 digit br
viciouspenguin: from limit
BillisMyName: how much?? 10/20??
viciouspenguin: nope
viciouspenguin: 9 tabled 15/30 and 20/40 since november, newb
viciouspenguin: as soon as i learn more NL im moving up
cardsharkk04: u should prob stick to limit
viciouspenguin: but at the moment im still not that great
BillisMyName: how much bankroll did you loose?? @ 10-20
viciouspenguin: he lost like 15k
viciouspenguin: which is like 80% of his puny br
BillisMyName: oh, thats 1 night
BillisMyName: running bad
viciouspenguin: seriously
viciouspenguin: i dropped 20k+ at 20/40, who gives a XXXX
viciouspenguin: and whines about it on 2p2
viciouspenguin: i mean, i've had a -20k stretch
cardsharkk04: I dropped 50k
cardsharkk04: earlier
viciouspenguin: congrats
BillisMyName: my roomate won then lost 250,000 playing 3 300-6-- limit on ub in 1 week
cardsharkk04: i know
viciouspenguin: hopefully my friend lolo got a bunch of it
cardsharkk04: impressive
thx4thestack: ive lost 50-60 million on here
BillisMyName: haha
thx4thestack: and i cant putt
thx4thestack: and i drink ALOT
cardsharkk04: why aren't u at 10/20 vicious?
viciouspenguin: relatively i suck at NL
viciouspenguin: my friend who 10 tables 10/20 is teaching me still
viciouspenguin: only been playing a week
cardsharkk04: the way you tallk makes me think u should be at 50/100
viciouspenguin: nah, the way you berate people who you think are fish makes me think you'r ea [censored]
viciouspenguin: when you overbet that turn it looks like ytou have absolutely nothing
viciouspenguin: if i were you, i'd stfu, even if you thought i was a fish
cardsharkk04: the way you call all ins with ace high makes realize u are a fish
thx4thestack: your all fish
viciouspenguin: thank you
viciouspenguin: are you running bad or something?
viciouspenguin: a lot to whine about fo r$400
thx4thestack: shark used to play 5-10 nl with me
cardsharkk04: no I'm running fine
viciouspenguin: then why did you speak up?
viciouspenguin: if im a fish, then dont berate me
cardsharkk04: cuz when a decent player plays like a fish i point it out
viciouspenguin: im not decent
viciouspenguin: how do you know?
viciouspenguin: ive been playing one week
viciouspenguin: i suck at NL
cardsharkk04: cuz I played with you last night
BillisMyName: haha- berate, not commonly used
cardsharkk04: so I can tell you are decent
viciouspenguin: and you've only played with me for a few hundred hands
viciouspenguin: what do you know
cardsharkk04: yea, I can still tell
cardsharkk04: so you can't recognize a donk from a few hands?
viciouspenguin: i can
viciouspenguin: but i dont berate
cardsharkk04: you sound like an idiot again
cardsharkk04: i don't care if you don't berate
viciouspenguin: well, you said i was a fish
viciouspenguin: now you'r esaying im decent?
viciouspenguin: i have to a lot to learn i agree
cardsharkk04: you made a fish play
viciouspenguin: lol nah, you did
viciouspenguin: i probably call you with a gutshot there if i had AJ
viciouspenguin: with the history we had for like 10 hands
viciouspenguin: where i'd reraise you with XXXX and you fold over and over
cardsharkk04: yea, all 3 times
viciouspenguin: your huge overbet bluff looking moves dont scare me
viciouspenguin: well, i was right, wasnt i?
cardsharkk04: DAMN DUDE UR SO AWESOME WHAT CAN I SAY
cardsharkk04: MOVE UP STAKES
viciouspenguin: im not good enough to...
viciouspenguin: i think i made this clear
cardsharkk04: PLAY ME HU FOR 2k
viciouspenguin: lol, ok
viciouspenguin: have a stars account?
cardsharkk04: and do all the reraising you want
cardsharkk04: stars sucks
viciouspenguin: where do you want to play
cardsharkk04: PL2000
cardsharkk04: here
viciouspenguin: is there hu there?
cardsharkk04: yea
viciouspenguin: ok
viciouspenguin: invite me
cardsharkk04: k
viciouspenguin: this isnt that great of an EV for either of us
viciouspenguin: but you offered, i cant back down
viciouspenguin: invite?
cardsharkk04: one sec
viciouspenguin: ty
cardsharkk04: how do i invite you
cardsharkk04: just go to PL2000
viciouspenguin: just make a table then
viciouspenguin: whats pw
cardsharkk04: fish
viciouspenguin: lol
viciouspenguin: ok

So cardsharkk04 stacks me on the 2nd hand with Q9 vs K5 on a 955 board, and he instantly leaves -

viciouspenguin: are you kididng?
viciouspenguin: hit and run?
viciouspenguin: im rebuying, XXXXXXX
viciouspenguin: rebuy
viciouspenguin: lol
viciouspenguin: are you seirous
cardsharkk04: you pis.s me off I pi.ss you of
viciouspenguin: HAHAHA
viciouspenguin: ok, whatever
cardsharkk04: thanks
viciouspenguin: np
viciouspenguin: hope you feel better about yourself
cardsharkk04: i do
viciouspenguin: i left most of my tables for this XXXX
cardsharkk04: I like to put overly XXXXy players in their place
viciouspenguin: lol
viciouspenguin: then why not lpay me more?
viciouspenguin: more money
viciouspenguin: 30k in my account, we can play until im broke
viciouspenguin: im not properly rolled in my pp account for 10/20
viciouspenguin: so thats a posibility
cardsharkk04: only 12k in mine
cardsharkk04: not really rolled for it
viciouspenguin: ok, juts wanted to say
viciouspenguin: insults and XXXX are fine
viciouspenguin: but hitting and running is a XXXXXXX move
viciouspenguin: especially after 2 hands
cardsharkk04: I played till I took all your money
cardsharkk04: seems fair
viciouspenguin: i rebought
viciouspenguin: ar eyou scared?
cardsharkk04: I have no problem with hit and runs
viciouspenguin: we'll see if 2p2 does
cardsharkk04: ok

TO CARDSHARKK04: you berate fish, you think you're the [censored], you are the one who started everything, challenged me, and then hit and run. i am not a baller, but again, i challenge you to 2000PL HU over and over until either I bust or you bust. I guarantee it. I have 50+ buyins at my disposal, want it? Let's go, pussy.