Misheard/Misunderstood Song lyrics

[Patrick Duffy]

I thought this had been posted before, but I got no love from the search function. What lyrics from a popular song have you either misheard or misunderstood? These can be dumb and/or embarassing. I'll start off with a dumb one:

Papa was a rolling stone
Whereever he laid his hat was his home
And when he died, all he left us was a loan.

Others?

[JasonK]

Actin' funny but I don't know why, 'scuse me while I kiss this guy - Jimi Hendrix.

[Bulldog]

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[Matt24]

had a friend who thought Trick Daddy's shut up was Shedowa. We still laugh about that. Also on the first cut is the deepest, he would sing something about the sky.

[prohornblower]

Oh god I got a lot:

(At various stages of my life. Note: I suck at deciphering lyrics. My head gets caught up in the guitar/drums)
Sting: "Every little thing she does is nice." Real lyric: Every little thing she does is magic".

Phil Collins: "This girlie's got a physical contrap-TION"
real lyric: "This girl's got an invisible touch!"

"Hush, hush, keep it down now, this is scary" real lyric: "Hush hush, keep it odwn now, voices carry"

"Ewwww, Artie, eww, eww, eww, eww..." real Who lyric: "Whoooooo are you....who who , who who"

Train "Van Halen is overrated" real lyric: "That heaven is over rated"

And many many more. Like I said, I BLOW at lyrics.

[RunDownHouse]

I call BS on you ever searching for this topic, since you almost completely nailed the title of the last thread we had on it.

[Unoriginalname]

Until a couple years ago, I always thought Elton John was singing "hold me closer Tony Danza"

[RacersEdge]

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Oh god I got a lot:

(At various stages of my life. Note: I suck at deciphering lyrics. My head gets caught up in the guitar/drums)
Sting: "Every little thing she does is nice." Real lyric: Every little thing she does is magic".

Phil Collins: "This girlie's got a physical contrap-TION"
real lyric: "This girl's got an invisible touch!"

"Hush, hush, keep it down now, this is scary" real lyric: "Hush hush, keep it odwn now, voices carry"

"Ewwww, Artie, eww, eww, eww, eww..." real Who lyric: "Whoooooo are you....who who , who who"

Train "Van Halen is overrated" real lyric: "That heaven is over rated"

And many many more. Like I said, I BLOW at lyrics.

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Man, you do suck. Does this carry over into regular conversations - like

Friend: "How's it going?"

You: "You're kidding, it's snowing?"

[Performify]

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Man, you do suck. Does this carry over into regular conversations - like

Friend: "How's it going?"

You: "You're kidding, it's snowing?"

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From the OP, I'd imagine only if there are guitar/drums playing during the conversation...

[prohornblower]

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Man, you do suck. Does this carry over into regular conversations


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Manchester United sucks? Does Kerry Overin to regular conversations?

I'm lost. A) I don't keep up with futbol, and B) I don't know any Overin's, or even any Kerry's for that matter.