Bathroom Graffiti

[SoulPower]

Last night at the bar I was fairly amused by the profundity of this:

"Having sex with whiskey dick is like trying to put toothpaste back into the tube."

No, I haven't heard that one before so please don't tell me how old that is and I don't care if that is the correct spelling of whiskey. That's not the point. There are plenty of drinkers here. I'm sure somebody can easily top that.

What's the funniest/strangest thing you've ever read while pissing in a public restroom?

[GambleGamble]

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[SoulPower]

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showth...rue#Post3960594

[KKbluff]

Saw this in a recent restroom (not a bar, but i thought it was kinda funny)

(written on the unrinal divider)

"nothing is more lame than writing a long sentence on the wall of a restroom urinal divider"

[ScottieK]

I work at a bank downtown, and our bathroom is supposed to be used by employees only...but an occasional customer or whoever wanders in there. Some wack job wannabe gangster tagged the side of the toilet paper dispenser. WTF? Like any of his gangbanging homies or rivals is ever gonna see that [censored].

ScottieK

[Sponger.]

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What's the funniest/strangest thing you've ever read while pissing in a public restroom?

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Someone once wrote my AIM screen name and a class I was taking in the girls bathroom of the biggest lecture hall at UCSB. Someone IMed me after she saw it and she was really creepy and I had a girlfriend at the time. I still have no idea who would write something there because I literally knew nobody taking that class with me.

[Sponger.]

Oh and I once saw a party poker bonus code.

[LALDAAS]

The funniest thing I have ever seen was handing my drunk ass roomate a marker and eggin him on to tag the place up.

Then completly forgetting the whole event because we were so F'in bombed.

Then entering the the bar the following day and being approached by the owner of the bar, He asked us follow him into the bathroom (we had no clue why)

He then said "some on must really hate you guys becuase someone wrote this [censored] all over the walls about you guys."

It later dawned on us and was pretty damn funny.

The place is a total dive

[Don_Lapre]

I was travelling and stopped to piss at a truck stop at about 11:45 PM, I forget the date but lets say it was 08/22/2003. Was peeing and looked up and saw "rub dick, 11:45 PM, 08/22/2003."

[fiskebent]

"The best thing about a little girl is that you can turn her over and pretend she's a little boy"

So disgusting that it's funny...