famous lines that were never said

[econophile]

Famous line: We don't need no stinkin' badges.

Actual line: Badges? We ain't got no badges. We don't need no badges. I don't have to show you any stinking badges. (from Treasure of the Sierra Madre)

another goood example is the popular belief that Al Gore claimed to have invented the internet.

others?

[Peter Harris]

play it again, sam?

[amplify]

Judy, Judy, Judy. (Cary Grant)

[esad]

Reporter asking Doug Williams at Super Bowl:

"How long have you been a black quarterback?"

It's quoted all the time by people but it was never actually asked.

[dustybottoms]

Beam me up Scotty

[elrudo]

'Beam me up, Scotty'

[___]

"survival of the fittest"

I guess it's actually been said now, but Darwin advocated only the "survival of the fit".

[amplify]

Do you feel lucky, punk?

[_TKO_]

"Therein lies the rub"

Mistakingly attribute to Hamlet, who actually said, "Aye, there's the rub."

[jba]

et tu, Brute?