Weekend Angry Thread

urbanati · #1 04-29-2006, 11:10 AM

I opened my account at stars just because of the USA vs ROW competition. I deposited $200 and I planned to play tourneys there. Today I was playing 4 tables at party clearing some bonus and decided to find a juicy 100NL table and jump in.
I found a good one... Villain is the MANIAC at the table.
Poker Stars
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.50/$1
5 players
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Stack sizes:
UTG: $150.55
CO: $548.55
Button: $222.55
Hero: $99
BB: $190.30

Pre-flop: (5 players) Hero is SB with J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
UTG raises to $6, 2 folds, Hero calls, BB folds.

Flop: 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($13, 2 players)
Hero checks, UTG bets $7, Hero raises all-in $93, UTG calls.

Turn: 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($199, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $199)

River: A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($199, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $199)

Results:
Final pot: $199
Hero showed Jd Js
UTG showed Qd Jh
Next party I have only $30 left:
Poker Stars
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.50/$1
5 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $189.30
CO: $248.05
Button: $531.55
SB: $237.05
Hero: $30.20

Pre-flop: (5 players) Hero is BB with 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
UTG folds, CO raises to $4, 2 folds, Hero raises all-in $30.2, CO calls.

Flop: 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($60.9, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $60.9)

Turn: T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($60.9, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $60.9)

River: 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($60.9, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $60.9)

Results:
Final pot: $60.9
Hero showed 7s As
CO showed Js Tc
I make a quick deposit for another $200 but the MANIAC runs out of money, no problem I find another juicy table and this my third hand:
Poker Stars
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.50/$1
6 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $100.70
UTG+1: $52.20
CO: $139.95
Button: $168.15
Hero: $98
BB: $178.55

Pre-flop: (6 players) Hero is SB with K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
UTG calls, UTG+1 raises to $3, CO calls, Button folds, Hero raises all-in $98, 2 folds, UTG+1 calls all-in $49.2, CO folds.
Uncalled bets: $45.8 returned to Hero.

Flop: 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($109.4, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $109.4)

Turn: 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($109.4, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $109.4)

River: 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($109.4, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $109.4)

Results:
Final pot: $109.4
Hero showed Kc Kd
UTG+1 showed Ad Td
Cry or laugh???

EMc · #2 04-29-2006, 11:12 AM

AHHH, this is more like it.

mudbuddha · #3 04-29-2006, 11:45 AM

i love pokah!

Ratamahatta · #4 04-29-2006, 11:53 AM

Looking at this and Weekend Happy Thread I am amazed that people play like this at NL100/NL200. I can't wait until my BR is big enough to play at 100NL.

And yes...
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i love pokah!

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EMc · #5 04-29-2006, 11:55 AM

i hate money
i hate money
i hate money

matrix · #6 04-29-2006, 11:59 AM

right there - that is my last two weeks inna nutshell.

sprinkle in a few nice pots winging my way - followed very closely afterwards by me donking it up with the best of them and stacking off to flopped sets with only an overpair (how many times have I got to do that before I stop?!!)

meh.

By the laws of averages there is one hell of a heater waiting for me soon if I can stick around long enough for it to catch up.

I will be making big time Sklanksy account withdrawls soon - o yes.

Ratamahatta · #7 04-29-2006, 11:59 AM

Seriously... UTG showed Qd Jh... WTF?

Dan Bitel · #8 04-29-2006, 12:50 PM

[censored]!!! JUST AS I START TO RUN GOOOT AGAIN, MY PATTERN MAPPER FAILS ON ME!!!!! I HATE YOU dianaAA

Full Tilt Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $1/$2
6 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $188
UTG+1: $160
CO: $36
Hero: $279.55
SB: $34
BB: $296.70

Pre-flop: (6 players) Hero is Button with A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
3 folds, Hero raises to $7, SB folds, BB calls.

Flop: 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($15, 2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $12, BB raises to $24, Hero raises to $99, BB raises all-in $289.7, Hero calls all-in $185.55.
Uncalled bets: $5.15 returned to BB.

Turn: 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($584.1, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $584.1)

River: J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($584.1, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $584.1)

Results:
Final pot: $584.1
BB showed 7d 7s
Hero showed Ah 6h

Jamougha · #9 04-29-2006, 12:59 PM

If it's any consolation to those running bad, I dropped a grand last night. [img]/images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img] Moving down...

Jamougha · #10 04-29-2006, 01:05 PM

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Seriously... UTG showed Qd Jh... WTF?

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