Brag: Had sex with Eva Longoria (pics inside)

[Gary The Retard]

So last night I was still feeling quite hungover from Friday. I decided to take 2 ambiens and have a shot of whiskey. I fell asleep for 12 hours not waking up once.

In my sleep I had a dream where I met Eva at a movie premiere and told her the movie was a piece of [censored]. She agreed...then she gave me a ride home and the car crashed and I pulled her out of the car which eventually exploded. Then she sexed me multiple times in appreciation.

As far as I'm concerned I had sex with her and will begin to tell people that b/c it was so real-like. Gawdam ambiens ftw!!!!! And to the naysayers out there, [censored] you...can't bring me down of this high. I'm perculating BBV4L.

[LionelHutz00]

Was anyone else disappointed that there weren't any pics of op's poop?

[jfish]

i was expecting much much worse.

[Franchise 60]

Congrats, you dream of having sex with this.

[React1oN]

aww makeup

[En Passant]

I like this Eva more, but I think I am in the minority here.

[somanygeeks]

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[React1oN]

Wow, her cans look amazing in that last picture. Don't even look the same wtf

[4 High]

Anyone who picks Longoria over Mendes is a moran.

[DeuceSeven]

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Anyone who picks Longoria over Mendes is a moran.

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